We're no longer an adorable cute little town. Its the beginning of the end:

There is a Starbucks in the mall.

On hold for Toys'R'Us to see if they have red powdered poster paint in stock, listening to the kid's music they use as their hold music, I would've SWORN to god the song that I'm being subjected to was:

"I wanna see your BUM shine!!"

Only after hearing the chorus line 20+ times have I realised that its supposed to be "Fun."

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