Further adventures with telephones...
Luxuriating in a very pink and frothy bath (man its weird when you can feel all the muscles in your back go "OH EM GEEEE can't we do this ALL the time?!?!" when you lie down in those things), watching Van Helsing on my laptop because endalia got me hooked on serious crack and then left me cold turkey so no other books will do atm, I'm contemplating getting out when the phone rings. Being a practical girl, and knowing that I'll prolly be IN said bath for a long time I've brought one of the phones into the room with me.
Sitting up, rolling my eyes and 'froofing' the bubbles out of my face I quickly dry my hands and answer it:
"Hi There, I'm looking for Lynnette?"
*me thinking lords is that really my name?* "Speaking!" *giggle*
"This is Simon from [a local business], I've been trying to call you all week, just a courtesy call really how are you doing?"
"I'm in the bath!" *exclaims with great cheer and splashes a bit*
"Oh. You. Cah--- Right. Well, Uh.. I can't--- Look, sorry, I'm having problems, and I don't think I can continue this conversation with you... Uh, mental images. I'll call you back."
"K! Seeya!" *click*
Second shortest cold-call ever! YAY!
Sitting up, rolling my eyes and 'froofing' the bubbles out of my face I quickly dry my hands and answer it:
"Hi There, I'm looking for Lynnette?"
*me thinking lords is that really my name?* "Speaking!" *giggle*
"This is Simon from [a local business], I've been trying to call you all week, just a courtesy call really how are you doing?"
"I'm in the bath!" *exclaims with great cheer and splashes a bit*
"Oh. You. Cah--- Right. Well, Uh.. I can't--- Look, sorry, I'm having problems, and I don't think I can continue this conversation with you... Uh, mental images. I'll call you back."
"K! Seeya!" *click*
Second shortest cold-call ever! YAY!