Update of SPEEEEEED. And speediness.
- My cat is SUPER soft today! I was nearly late for work cause I spent ages cuddling him due to softness.
- Christmas present choosing is SO HARD this year!
I'm trying to get exactly perfect things for people on a $30 or less budget including shipping and its like WHOA HARD STUFF! Thank god for the mini-secret-santa I'm doing with the other four angels. Although I'm still completely baffled as to what to get for my parents. I finally have my brother covered though. - NEW SPAM OF THE WEEK!
Subject of accent academy absorptive and then the contents being:
"academia access abusive acclaim acclaim accipiter absentminded abuilding acceptant abusable acceptor accessory absorption"
And thats it. Its like word of the day spam! - And so it begins: Work Christmas Lunches! AUGH! Going to mine in about 20 minutes, I'm being a christmas elf with Jill from work to lug all the Secret Santa pressies to T-Chow... GAWDS I wonder what people are giving this year, some of it is REALLY odd from the sounds of them (when I was shaking the packets to pack the santa sack... I wasn't doing it to guess, honest).
- Octopus have tentacles. Oh yes, they do. DON'T THEY, YVONNE?
- My bead-adorned dangly chopsticks from Amy make the best tinkly noises when I move around and walk. SO AWESOME! ♥
- My SD Kun is STILL in friggen transit! *weeps* It has to get to Canada before she comes to me, GAWDS I hope she makes it in time for Christmas!
And now! Memes:
Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005. Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your "Year In Review".
January: HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERY HOT BODY!!!! and YES! That MEANS YOU!
February: I'm always complaining about my screens being dirty, and even went out and bought a bunch of crazy mac-endorsed cleaning equip a while ago to deal with it.
March: IT'S BOOKED, BABY!!!!
April: Okay, I'm having a serious dilemma here.
May: http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html Clicku and watch Cuke get peeled.
June: Nett: OMG I'M OVULATING!
July: But I am a little spooked and just a tad tingly because we went to War of the Worlds tonight (its a comedy, I shit you not XD) and the seats in the theatre we went to sucked out completely so I thought I'd be all pre-prepared and take some pain-killers just before the movie started.
August: A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month, and NO RETURNS!
September: This is a request from hotrod_duck, which benefits me in that I LIVE with the duck, YAY MUTUAL STUFF!
October: WARNING! The following post is very boring and domestic. Don't say I didn't warn you.
November: Happy Unnofficial-Australia-Wide-Public-Holiday-For-Gambling-And-Admiration-Of-Horse-And-Other-Flesh Day!
December: I just got my Volks order confirmation for one of my dream bjd aquisitions.
Hrrmm... Looks like I started off the year sexually harassing everyone (as is my want DON'T YOU FORGET IT!), being anally retentive about lorelei's screen and then to enjoying chauvinistic exclamations about buying plane tickets. I enjoy run-on sentences (Andy? Didn't you try to teach me to not do that when I was five?, pimping my live-journal for other people's benefit and finished the year off with some good clean shopping fun.
Personally, I think doing this and posting the subject for each post is WAY funnier:
January: Five past NEW YEAR!
February: HELP IS AT HAND!
March: WOOT!
April: um, help?
May: STRETCH OUT WITH YOUR PEELINGS.
June: 7 days to go!
July: No, I am not dead. XD
August: EXTREME. PROFANITY.
September: CALLING ALL POLISH SPEAKERS!
October: Smell the productivity!
November: Time to brush off the feathers and the hats...
December: HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!!
Apparently when it comes to elljay titles, I don't take my own advise about lowercase being a lot more legible. Also, it seems, I enjoy yelling. Although, doesn't that make an awesome album playlist? Fully the lineup for the debut self-titled album for Viral Vertigo...
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And just because when you meme, you just can't stop:
Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.
How many songs? 2279
Sort by Title:
First Song: "- Acoustic - Time After Time" -- Everything But The Girl
Last Song: "Zidane's Theme" -- Nobuo Uematsu
Sort by Time:
Shortest Song: "Good Night" -- Nobuo Uematsu (0:08)
Longest Song: "Feng Shui Music 1" -- Tortoise (23:54)
-- Incidentally, the shortest thing on my itunes isn't a song, its a sound effect from the Kill Bill OST clocking in at 0:02. The longest song listed on my itunes is listed as "Vespers And Matins" by Potojinsky's Russian Choir clocking in at 50:11. Its actually an entire dance and electronica album of unknown origin. O_o
Sort by Album:
First Album: "2020" -- B(if)tek
Last Album: "You've Come A Long Way Baby" - Fat Boy Slim
First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Alla That's All Right, But" - Sweet Honey in the Rock
How many songs come up when you search for "sex"?: 2
How many songs come up when you search for "death"?: 6
How many songs come up when you search for "love"?: 80
How many songs come up when you search for "you"?: 159