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Welcome to the world of minimum wage. It's an exciting way of life populated by many underachievers and college students who are hard at work to become underachievers. This lifestyle has many wonderful opportunities that lie waiting just for you! With your new minimum wage life you'll dine on only the finest ramen brand noodles imported directly from the wild ramen fields of Irvine, California. Along with the bountiful harvests of ramen you'll enjoy, the dollar menus at such respected and reknown questionable-star restaurants such as Mcdonald's, Burger King, Wendy's and of course, probably the most sought after delicacies at World Famous Taco Bell will be among the most visited.
"Now Wait a minute!" you're probably saying. "What's their to do on minimum wage?" That's a great question! Let me tell you! With your newly acquired gift of $6.50 and hour, you'll have many opportunities to do exciting activities like; watching 2 possibly 3 channels on your black and white tv complete with state of the art aluminum foil rabbit ear reception, drinking the finest malt liquors ($1.99 and under) the world of beer has to offer, paying child support, living with your parents, not showering, driving a shitty car, watching other people who have money having fun and thinking "I wish I had money so I could have fun too", playing tic-tac-toe in the dirt with a stick and finally, the most common activity shared by all the minimum wage community, doing absolutely nothing....Everyday!!!
Even you too can enjoy this fabulous lifestyle that millions of people are enjoying right now! It's a sought after way of living looked forward to by many of the worlds third world countries and it can all be yours today!
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"Minimum Wage: Making dreams even harder to reach!"
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"Now Wait a minute!" you're probably saying. "What's their to do on minimum wage?" That's a great question! Let me tell you! With your newly acquired gift of $6.50 and hour, you'll have many opportunities to do exciting activities like; watching 2 possibly 3 channels on your black and white tv complete with state of the art aluminum foil rabbit ear reception, drinking the finest malt liquors ($1.99 and under) the world of beer has to offer, paying child support, living with your parents, not showering, driving a shitty car, watching other people who have money having fun and thinking "I wish I had money so I could have fun too", playing tic-tac-toe in the dirt with a stick and finally, the most common activity shared by all the minimum wage community, doing absolutely nothing....Everyday!!!
Even you too can enjoy this fabulous lifestyle that millions of people are enjoying right now! It's a sought after way of living looked forward to by many of the worlds third world countries and it can all be yours today!
Just call our toll free number and speak to our lovely customer service agents who will do all they can to help you start enjoying your minimum wage lifestyle today!
"Minimum Wage: Making dreams even harder to reach!"
1-800-WAL-MART
Act Fast! The first 17 callers get a 3 month health insurance package!