Aug 19, 2006 13:33
The kittens are going absolutely apeshit today!
So I trained mamba how to spar with me. I put on a pair of sparring hand guards and have managed to get her to attack them. Took a while but now she demolishes these fucking things, and sometimes my flesh too. She's still sweet in the mornings and at night, but during the day she is a straight-up killer. She doesn't attack people, just Bill....a lot. So today I am sponsoring a hardcore WWF style King of the Mountain match for the kittens. I have to rearrange my room so I can hang the elephant form from the wall to sculpt. So my mattress and box Spring are leaning up against my couch, wall, and rope hung from above where my bed used to be. the box mattress is vertical against the wall, the mattress is horizontal against the couch next to the window. The cats have, for the past 20 minutes or so, been jumping off of the box spring, the wall, the couch, the mattress, my chair and the elephant form absolutely beating the shit out of eachother. there have been at least four 6 ft drops I have counted in the past 15 minutes or so. It's sweet. They aren't crying or really making any noise other than their claws shredding everything they touch. I'm sure some people would spray them with water or spoank them or whatever for clawing up the furniture....but I really couldn't care, doesn't look like they're messing up the bed much. And they are having so much fun. I wish I had a camcorder. They are literally bouncing off the fucking walls onto eachother, this rocks so hard!