o25 ; in which kalle should've just drawn birthday fanart like a normal person

Oct 07, 2007 21:32


HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY GINTOKI ENJOY YOUR PRESENT

GINTAMA KINK MEME~★
( aka; you all saw this coming when the Bleach one went up, didn't you?! )

Because hey, after the Bleach and Gurren-Lagann and Reborn! memes I felt like this had to happen. I ANTICIPATE FAILGET BUT I TRIED RIGHT? Anyway! This post should hopefully be hopping with kinky goodness as ( Read more... )

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[1/2] A Man's First Time Should Be His Most Memorable Moment anonymous October 28 2010, 11:02:32 UTC
Neither of them had pictured their first time to be likes this. Definitely not in some shady motel with a mattress that could be crawling with vermin nor in their boxers, staring at each other for nearly a half-hour. Most definitely, they never pictured themselves finally doing it with a man.

“I changed my mind! Yamazaki-san, we can’t do this!” Shinpachi throws his arms up in defeat and buries his face in his hands, trying to hide how his cheeks are burning with embarrassment.

“But we both need to finally get this over with! As the only virgins on this whole show, we have to take it up a notch or else we’ll never get more popular! We’ll be forgotten and pushed into the background for the rest of our lives!”

“I guess you’re right somehow…but still! It’s just that I thought my first time would be with a…a…”

“A girl?”

“Exactly!”

“But fangirls love it when two guys do it! Think about what that could do to our reputations!”

“I guess you have a point there…”

Shinpachi slowly inches closer, squeezing his eyes shut as he leans in to give Yamazaki a small peck on the lips but he is surprised when the kiss is deepened by Yamazaki who pulls him close and opens his mouth. It’s an awkward kiss, their teeth scraping against their gums and their tongues not really doing anything other than swirling around each other.

They both moved backward, wiping the saliva from their mouths.

“That was disgusting! How could people like doing that?” Shinpachi cries, shrinking back and hugging his knees close to his body.

“M-Maybe we’re doing it wrong…” Yamazaki sheepishly laughs before that awkward silence takes over again. After a life time, which was really only a few minutes, Yamazaki looks as if he has had an epiphany and moves closer again sliding his hand into the front of Shinpachi’s boxers. When he takes a firm hold and begins to stroke and squeeze, Shinpachi moans leaning his forehead on the crook of Yamazaki’s head. His mind keeps screaming at him about how wrong everything about it is but he mentally shouts back at his sensibility to shut the up for once.

He slips his own hands into Yamazaki’s boxers and grimaces a little at the warm, pulsating cock now in his palm. He then mirrors Yamazaki’s own hand movements and when he closes his eyes it is almost as if it was one of those nights at home when hormones and a cute picture of Otsuu-chan make his hand have a mind of its own. Some of Yamazaki’s movements are too rough but Shinpachi is a teenaged boy with raging hormones so a few tugs of his penis is enough to get him hard.

“Yamazaki-san, I-I think we should…” Before he can finish, Yamazaki pushes him down on the floor and proceeds to remove both their underwear. He reaches for a bottle while Shinpachi removes his glasses and places them aside. He covers two fingers in a strange liquid that Shinpachi has never seen before but it does remind him of his sister’s attempts at making a smoothie. Yes, even mere blending manages to fall under the category of “never eat this if you plan to live to a ripe old age”.

Suddenly, Yamazaki presses the fingers inside of him and Shinpachi tenses up at the sensation which is more uncomfortable than anything else. The fingers probe inside him, parting a bit to ease him loose. Yamazaki seems impatient though and his fingers are withdrawn and replaced by something else. Something bigger, harder and throbbing. He cries out at the sensation which hurts him at first but not so much as he had expected thanks to the slippery substance Yamazaki had employed.

Soon, the feeling changes into that of pleasure and Shinpachi bites his lip and squeezes his eyes shut as the cock begins to slide in and out of him. He feels a breathe tickle his ear before he hears the voice of his singing goddess asking him if it felt good.

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[2/2] A Man's First Time Should Be His Most Memorable Moment anonymous October 28 2010, 11:03:22 UTC
“WHAT WAS THAT?” Shinpachi practically screams at Yamazaki, who stares blankly ah him, and props himself up on his elbows.

“What? You seemed a little hesitant still so I thought if you heard your Otsuu-chan talking dirty…”

“I-I mean, i-it helps really but…I didn’t expect you to sound so much like her! It’s really weird!”

“I’m a spy after all! I need to be a master of disguise but thanks for the compliment.” Yamazaki is quick to get back to business and pushes Shinpachi’s legs backwards and leans down next to his ear, his pitch rising again, “Shinpachi-kun, how does it feel -takoyaki vendor?”

Shinpachi swallows the lump in his throat and closes his eyes again, allowing his imagination to change the bony hips of Yamazaki into Otsuu-chan’s soft, milky curves. “Yes, Otsuu-chan, you feel so good.”

In most of Shinpachi’s fantasies of Otsuu-chan, she’s the one on her back and he is some mature and dashing adult asking her in a husky voice if she likes the way he makes love to her and she always moans back yeses, squrims and begs him for more. It’s almost ironic how he’s now the one begging “Otsuu-chan” to give it to him harder and deeper, wrapping his arms around the other person and pretending he’s getting fucked by his idol wearing a strap-on and not by someone as ordinary as himself.

“Shinpachi-kun, you feel so good. - grasshopper droppings” Damn, Yamazaki has it down to the smallest detail. Everything from the cute way she said useless words at the end of her sentences to the slight quiver of her voice from the wanton desire.

Shinpachi hooks his legs around Yamazaki’s hips and arches his back as they continue to rock against each other, the pleasure mounting between them. Sometimes Yamazaki pushes in too hard that it hurt or he failed to do so strong enough for Shnpachi to really feel anything, but then there are times when the angle and the force are just enough to let Shinpachi squirm and whine in pleasure.

And then, finally…FINALLY, they both tense up completely and cry out as they felt their mind shattering release. The both come and then Yamazaki slumps down right next to Shinpachi, catching his breath. They lie there for the longest time, reveling in the victorious afterglow of finally losing their virginity. It was not perfect and it was more than a little awkward but it was still all so good and all the one word going through their heads is, "Finally!"

Shinpachi puts his glasses back on and turns towards Yamazaki, smiling sheepishly. “Yamazaki-san, do you think next time you could dress up like Otsuu-chan as well?”

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Re: [2/2] A Man's First Time Should Be His Most Memorable Moment anonymous October 28 2010, 11:51:06 UTC
Not OP, but omg, this was awesome! I lold, and I fapped :DD Yamazaki's leet impersonation skillz are a total turn-on :DD Thanks, anon, it was lovely <3

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