o25 ; in which kalle should've just drawn birthday fanart like a normal person

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HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY GINTOKI ENJOY YOUR PRESENT

GINTAMA KINK MEME~★
( aka; you all saw this coming when the Bleach one went up, didn't you?! )

Because hey, after the Bleach and Gurren-Lagann and Reborn! memes I felt like this had to happen. I ANTICIPATE FAILGET BUT I TRIED RIGHT? Anyway! This post should hopefully be hopping with kinky goodness as

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[anonymous]

Sakata Gintoki x Baka Ouji hawt scenes!!!!!

[anonymous]

"Ohhhhhh..." Prince Hata moaned and arched his back, fat rolls creasing and sweat rolling down his smooth, purple skin. "Harder, Sakataaaaa~," he whined, face tense with pleasure

[anonymous]

... I think I lost something when I hit "Ahh! Ohh~nnn...! Sakataaaaa~~~".

Christ on a pogo stick.... that was... I kind of salute you.

Now, pass the bleach.

[anonymous]

THE MENTAL IMAGE

IT HURTSSS US

[anonymous]

Gintoki X Otae Violent Hotness

[anonymous]

ohgod EPIC FAIL AHEAD orz

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To Otae, love was only a bloodsport. She rarely, if ever, allowed herself to let her guard down in the company of men and if they even tried to get close to her... well, the amount of broken bones would be somewhere in the high hundreds, let's say. She had no patience for their dumbassery, and they had too much time on their hands to commit to said dumbassery. It was as simple as that

[anonymous]

Hot stuff *___*

[anonymous]

NO total WIN!! Gintae is such a difficult to find couple that anything on them is love, and yours is just awesome and, this 'mouse thinks, completely IC. WIN WIN WIN.

[anonymous]

Takasugi x Elizabeth. Just to get Zura really jealous.

Things Shouldn't Be Shoved Into Places

[anonymous]

Approximately two years late, written almost at the crack of dawn, un-betad and all around sucky, but Anon delivers~~

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The heavy panting and that muffled groan he heard right before he slid the door open really should have given Katsura a clue. Elizabeth didn’t groan. She didn’t even speak - in fact, he couldn’t claim he was sure she actually breathed. And it certainly wasn’t the sort of panting and groaning that usually ensued when two people tried to shove various sharp objects into each other’s bodies, even though they were sounds usually associated with other objects being shoved into certain other places

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[anonymous]

LOL you win completely, writer-anon!

[anonymous]

Takasugi x Katsura, biting.

[anonymous]

The past carries into the present when upon finding each other alone, a festival blaring on in the background, Takasugi pushes Katsura into an abandoned alley where no one walks by. There are no friendly greetings, no hand shakes, no idle conversation because they know their relationship is far more complicated than that

[anonymous]

OP here, and THANK YOU. That was better than I could have hoped and just, guh. You made my night, thank you. ♥

[anonymous]

Late convert to Gintama here loving the sexyness and how Katsura tries to but fails to resist Takasugi.

[anonymous]

KONDOU X GORILLA, WHUT.

MAGIC SCHOOL BUS-ING TO HELL, LOL 8Db

[anonymous]

Kondou wasn't sure how to react really--and nobody could blame him. Not even Toshi--though from what he could make out past the splitting headache gathered behind his eyes, his vice-commander looked quite ready to kill something, someone, anything from the other side of the fence.

Waking up in Great Apes house to bright lights flashing from all three sides wasn't the best follow-up to a night of heavy drinking in the company of the lovely, beautious Otae-san.

Now, why was he pinned under such a hairy leg--and where were his pants?