Chuck Norris' Birthday
Yesterday was Chuck Norris' birthday, so in honor of Chuck's big day here are some Chuck Norris facts:
1 - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
2 - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3 - Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
4 - Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
5 - Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
6 - Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
7 - Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8 - Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
9 - When Chuck Norris does a push-up he is actually pushing the earth down.
10 - Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. In fact, he won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
1 - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
2 - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3 - Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
4 - Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
5 - Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
6 - Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
7 - Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8 - Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
9 - When Chuck Norris does a push-up he is actually pushing the earth down.
10 - Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. In fact, he won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.