At our last Friends of the Library board meeting, we were discussing the recent break in and our need to install a better security system. The window that had been broken had been replaced, and we were taking stock to make certain that nothing had been taken.
One Member: Were any computers stolen?
Library Director: No, we've accounted for every computer.
Another Member: What about movies or music?
Library Director: It doesn't appear any of those are missing either.
Sweet Little Old Lady Member: Has anyone checked our complete works of Shakespeare?
To which all of us laughed long and hard!