Jun 16, 2005 23:00
Today at El Cajon Valley my dad confiscated a blow torch lighter shaped like a grenade and a smoke bomb.
So, like any good VP, he came home, gave the blow torch to his teenage son as a present, and brought the family outside to watch him light the bomb.
It was super cool.
Moral: If you want to use dangerous substances, don't bring it to school. Get your degree so you can steal it from other people.
~me~