Something to make ya giggle...
DEAR ABBY,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He
runs up huge credit card bills. At the end of the
month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me,
saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the
minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but
already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our
neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The
few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills
even more.
Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I
don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with
Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is
the Anti-Christ. And now he has been going to the
gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and
cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before
anyone can be in the same room with him, they must
sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC
DEAR LOST:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time
you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for four
more years!
My husband has a long record of money problems. He
runs up huge credit card bills. At the end of the
month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me,
saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the
minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but
already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our
neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The
few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills
even more.
Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I
don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with
Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is
the Anti-Christ. And now he has been going to the
gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and
cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before
anyone can be in the same room with him, they must
sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC
DEAR LOST:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time
you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for four
more years!