New Year, New ambitions.

[boinextdoor78]

Yeah, so I know that New Year's Resolutions are cheesy, but this year I really think I'm in need of several. Firstly, losing weight. Alright, enough. I moved up here in 2004 and have been on a steady weight gain ever since. Ok, enough already. Now that I'm 30 pounds or so over my comfort level, it's time to do something. So we joined a gym, and I'

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[toubermory]

It's not helpful at all that I barely attended Chemistry or Organic Chemistry and still kicked ass. I just need to forget that. :P
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How do you find about prof's on my space?

[boinextdoor78]

I should've added, "With the help of Sir PROSTATE, I aced the class and didn't have to attend a single lecture..."

You rate professors by GETTING A MYSPACE.COM ACCOUNT, and then you'll see how to do it.

[toubermory]

How is your prostrate today. You know when I have a bf, I will regester his prostate as a charity organisation and make it tax deductible!!Imagine, little kids with tin cans in shape of prostate, collecting money. Or better still, the prostate cans in chinese restraunts ( next to the cash regsiter!!)

[boinextdoor78]

yeah, that would go well next to the dead kitties that chinese restaurants tend to serve!

[toubermory]

I thiught it was korean

[boinextdoor78]

i've never had a korean pussy......

[toubermory]

oh, I had a korean sausage once, too overrated. I guess I should have tasted some kimchi before putting that thingy in my mouth.

[boinextdoor78]

yeah, korean sausages are small and fat. darling, how many times have i told you to stop putting foreign bodies in your mouth?!

[toubermory]

dear, they are small and thin and start to leak juices out quite quickly.... I do have oral fixation for cylindrical objects... like you ahve oral fixation for soft, juicy things!

[boinextdoor78]

oh stop or you'll make me randy, dahling