customer feedback
Dear IKEA,
I just received your 2004 catalog today. God it is so hot. Looking at the new pull-out sofa beds gave me an instant erection I just could not ignore. I jacked off for hours looking at your new office furniture, especially the JERKER series. When I saw the BESLUT chair and thought of that awesome seat and those curvy arms underneath that hot, hot desk with its swivelly shelves and CD/magazine holder... and how I can adjust the height just to suit my needs (!!) well I just could not contain my excitement! Alas, page 118 and 119 are now stuck together irrevocably. Thank you IKEA for your wonderful, stimulating furniture.
Yours,
Loyal IKEA shopper
p.s. can you please send another catalog, for my pussy? She likes sticking her claws into your wonderful, soft, scandanavian sofa covers almost as much as I do.
I just received your 2004 catalog today. God it is so hot. Looking at the new pull-out sofa beds gave me an instant erection I just could not ignore. I jacked off for hours looking at your new office furniture, especially the JERKER series. When I saw the BESLUT chair and thought of that awesome seat and those curvy arms underneath that hot, hot desk with its swivelly shelves and CD/magazine holder... and how I can adjust the height just to suit my needs (!!) well I just could not contain my excitement! Alas, page 118 and 119 are now stuck together irrevocably. Thank you IKEA for your wonderful, stimulating furniture.
Yours,
Loyal IKEA shopper
p.s. can you please send another catalog, for my pussy? She likes sticking her claws into your wonderful, soft, scandanavian sofa covers almost as much as I do.