Whatever Happened to My Part
*laughs ass off* I got the soundtrack to Spamalot, after 219304823054 years of lust.
The real topic of this post is a thoughtful comparison between my two favorite gay boys, and the two sexiest girls in the universe...
Remus and Sirius as opposed to....
...Katey and I.
You see: Katey is normally very quiet and reserved around people she's not close to. But when she's around people she's close to, she's really loud and obnoxious. She has a strange, almost borderline disgusting, obsession with a certain confection: cheese. When she gets near her time of month, she gets really scary... almost like a rabid wolf. She's very responsible and cleanly and if our school had prefects, she'd be one. She normally has incredibly shitty taste in boys- sorry, Katey; had to throw that out there- and her friends are too overprotective over the poor girl. She's pretty and delicate... like a delicate thing.
Plus... she's blonde.
Remus is the exact same way... only he is a he, he loves chocolate and is a werewolf... and that's HIS time of month.
And I'm a lot like Sirius: I'm devilishly good-looking, I have dark hair and am very loud and outgoing. I can be a right bitch and tend to sputter expletives for no apparent reason. I dislike my family with a passion- especially the prejudices they have against everybody. (Mostly gays and Polish people.) Everyone with a pulse thinks I absolutely have this deeprooted need to plow my poor Kateylyn. I have a mind to play pranks on people just to piss them off, I enjoy sarcasm and teasing my poor Katey, especially about our forbidden love that dare not speaketh it's name. (eth).
Only... I'm female, I don't want to plow my poor Katelyn and I'm very, very heterosexual.
Remus and Sirius are so like us... but the idea of me lusting after Katey/vice versa, is so laughable, that I laugh spitefully at the thought.
However, I melt whenever I read Remus/Sirius slash.
Why?
Because I am a girl, and therefore defy logic.
On a suspiciously related note: Katey, I believe you left your bra here.
*grin*
Random personal questions are still open to be asked.
And yes, I enjoy writing character analyses about my friends to HP characters... next up, Katie Klein as James Potter.
The real topic of this post is a thoughtful comparison between my two favorite gay boys, and the two sexiest girls in the universe...
Remus and Sirius as opposed to....
...Katey and I.
You see: Katey is normally very quiet and reserved around people she's not close to. But when she's around people she's close to, she's really loud and obnoxious. She has a strange, almost borderline disgusting, obsession with a certain confection: cheese. When she gets near her time of month, she gets really scary... almost like a rabid wolf. She's very responsible and cleanly and if our school had prefects, she'd be one. She normally has incredibly shitty taste in boys- sorry, Katey; had to throw that out there- and her friends are too overprotective over the poor girl. She's pretty and delicate... like a delicate thing.
Plus... she's blonde.
Remus is the exact same way... only he is a he, he loves chocolate and is a werewolf... and that's HIS time of month.
And I'm a lot like Sirius: I'm devilishly good-looking, I have dark hair and am very loud and outgoing. I can be a right bitch and tend to sputter expletives for no apparent reason. I dislike my family with a passion- especially the prejudices they have against everybody. (Mostly gays and Polish people.) Everyone with a pulse thinks I absolutely have this deeprooted need to plow my poor Kateylyn. I have a mind to play pranks on people just to piss them off, I enjoy sarcasm and teasing my poor Katey, especially about our forbidden love that dare not speaketh it's name. (eth).
Only... I'm female, I don't want to plow my poor Katelyn and I'm very, very heterosexual.
Remus and Sirius are so like us... but the idea of me lusting after Katey/vice versa, is so laughable, that I laugh spitefully at the thought.
However, I melt whenever I read Remus/Sirius slash.
Why?
Because I am a girl, and therefore defy logic.
On a suspiciously related note: Katey, I believe you left your bra here.
*grin*
Random personal questions are still open to be asked.
And yes, I enjoy writing character analyses about my friends to HP characters... next up, Katie Klein as James Potter.