Two things that just happened
On twitter, naturally.
fifteendozentimes asked to tell him a story, and so I did:
I would like fic in which Spencer teaches Ian to cook! I know the whole Spencer being a good cook thing is overdone, but...
...I do not care, it is awesome! Like, maybe a college au? Where Ian works late nights and Spencer has early classes, so...
...S can't really make him breakfast in the mornings, and Ian even fucks up TOAST, how even?
So they have how to cook classes, where S will show him how to do something, and if Ian can do it correctly, he gets...
...one sexual favor of his choosing.
Oh! and maybe one day Ian tries to like, bake S a birthday cake or something, and S comes back and his apartment is smoking...
...WTAF. and Ian is standing in the middle of the kitchenette, fire extinguisher in hand, in tears, because...
"I was doing so well, and the directions on the box looked so easy, and I thought maybe I could do but then I don't even..."
and S's heart clenches up and he pulls Ian into a hug, and his hair smells like smoke, and S just holds him and tells him...
that it's okay, Spencer's just happy he tried, and then they make out and everything is happy THE END
@15dozentimes: @bohemeyourself :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D best story
And then I made a comment about being a fic vending machine (which I am totally okay with, I am so on top of this school thing now!) and H replied with
also i am really going to need to get you into nicole fandom... ...so you can be a nicole fic vending machine, too ;)
[Nicole in this case is one Nicole Gale Anderson] and then more things were said, and then because he is evil, H linked me to this, and so now I know everything I need to know about Nicole Anderson in order to write dirty, dirty porn about her.
Her legs and her collarbones and her ~everything.
Y U NO BE MY GIRLFRIEND????
I don't even care if this is really her or not, because BOOBS.
Anyway, a while back,
fifteendozentimes linked this video on twitter, and then proceeded to talk about Ian's collarbones, because obviously with that shirt he is just begging for them to be nuzzled.
I agree, wholeheartedly, in case it wasn't clear. Because well,
This face
Is the face of a man who needs tons of cuddles. And obviously Nic is the one to do it, because they are the perfect size for each other
[Okay, the internet is being a dick and not giving me any good pics for size scale, but believe me when I say they're bite sized pieces of adorableness]
So yeah, eventually I will write fic about her in which she keeps buying Ian shirts from American Apparel that are too large, and eventually Ian has one in every color, and they're fricking comfortable as fuck and Nicole borrows them all the time, which Ian is totally on board with because CLEAVAGE.
Okay, enough for now.
Call me officially incepted.
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fifteendozentimes asked to tell him a story, and so I did:
I would like fic in which Spencer teaches Ian to cook! I know the whole Spencer being a good cook thing is overdone, but...
...I do not care, it is awesome! Like, maybe a college au? Where Ian works late nights and Spencer has early classes, so...
...S can't really make him breakfast in the mornings, and Ian even fucks up TOAST, how even?
So they have how to cook classes, where S will show him how to do something, and if Ian can do it correctly, he gets...
...one sexual favor of his choosing.
Oh! and maybe one day Ian tries to like, bake S a birthday cake or something, and S comes back and his apartment is smoking...
...WTAF. and Ian is standing in the middle of the kitchenette, fire extinguisher in hand, in tears, because...
"I was doing so well, and the directions on the box looked so easy, and I thought maybe I could do but then I don't even..."
and S's heart clenches up and he pulls Ian into a hug, and his hair smells like smoke, and S just holds him and tells him...
that it's okay, Spencer's just happy he tried, and then they make out and everything is happy THE END
@15dozentimes: @bohemeyourself :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D best story
And then I made a comment about being a fic vending machine (which I am totally okay with, I am so on top of this school thing now!) and H replied with
also i am really going to need to get you into nicole fandom... ...so you can be a nicole fic vending machine, too ;)
[Nicole in this case is one Nicole Gale Anderson] and then more things were said, and then because he is evil, H linked me to this, and so now I know everything I need to know about Nicole Anderson in order to write dirty, dirty porn about her.
Her legs and her collarbones and her ~everything.
Y U NO BE MY GIRLFRIEND????
I don't even care if this is really her or not, because BOOBS.
Anyway, a while back,
fifteendozentimes linked this video on twitter, and then proceeded to talk about Ian's collarbones, because obviously with that shirt he is just begging for them to be nuzzled.
Click to viewI agree, wholeheartedly, in case it wasn't clear. Because well,
This face
Is the face of a man who needs tons of cuddles. And obviously Nic is the one to do it, because they are the perfect size for each other
[Okay, the internet is being a dick and not giving me any good pics for size scale, but believe me when I say they're bite sized pieces of adorableness]
So yeah, eventually I will write fic about her in which she keeps buying Ian shirts from American Apparel that are too large, and eventually Ian has one in every color, and they're fricking comfortable as fuck and Nicole borrows them all the time, which Ian is totally on board with because CLEAVAGE.
Okay, enough for now.
Call me officially incepted.
This entry was originally posted at http://bohemeyourself.dreamwidth.org/1457.html. Comment here, there, or both!