[Here is Yuki in front of Olivier's house, writing something on the form-filling directions.  There are some new lines under the signature section.  They read as follows.]

Prizes:
Motorcycle Any non-personal material possession less than 20 feet in any dimension.  Availability or lack thereof in stores is not an issue.
Anything you want.  Must be ( Read more... )

"WHEN YOU COLLECT ENOUGH, BRING THEM TO THE POST OFFICE ALONG WITH A SMALL PROCESSING FEE!"

"Processing fee."  The child in the advertisement is missing an eye.

. . . . . . .That is all.

Please remain calm.

Following the previous night's broadcast, it is now nearly certain that the hypothesis previously formulated was correct.  Our current situation is the result of the liberation promised to us on the morning of the fourth of July.  Before anger is directed at the glorious party leader over the recent events, it would be wise to ( Read more... )