We made these videos a few weeks ago, before he caught pneumonia. On the plus side, the antibiotic IV he got in the hospital cleared up that lip infection, too.

It's probably obvious that these were totally unscripted? ( Read more... )

A question was asked on Askville today:

"why does my dell laptop not recognize my 4gb integral flash drive"

My answer:
Because they haven't been properly introduced ( Read more... )

For some reason, the word "miscegenation" always makes me chuckle.

One of the most common questions on Askville (and I'll spare you the poor spelling and/or textspeak) is "I had unprotected sex and my period is late. Could I be pregnant?"

I couldn't resist answering one guy (in the discussion board) who asked if his girlfriend could be pregnant:

Yes, she's pregnant. It's triplets, two boys and one girl. All ( Read more... )

My silliness this morning is spilling out of the political arena. In response to a question about what physical and emotional qualities men like in a woman, I wrote this:

As everyone else has already pointed out, not all guys are the same. Personally, though, I have to say that a good smile will always grab my attention. As will a friendly, ( Read more... )

Someone on Askville asked if Joe Sixpack and Joe the Plumber were the same person. I couldn't resist:

Joe Sixpack is Jane Winebox's husband (she kept her maiden name). To Jane's shock, she eventually discovered that Joe Sixpack was having an affair with Joe the Plumber. So she shot them both, and took off on a cross-country road trip to find ( Read more... )

Someone over on Askville asked a question today; it was for someone to basically write their homework for them, a book review of The Hobbit. Some users castigated the poor questioner, but I couldn't resist helping her. Here was my answer (quotes from her question are in boldface):

1) Give a summary of the plot.

The Hobbit is the story of a ( Read more... )

Hey! It's 08/08/08 today! For once, the US and Europe are synchronized, date-wise!

Am I the only person here who had never heard of the G-Shot?

I just read an article about how the comedienne Margaret Cho had it done. Apparently it involves getting a needle full of collagen injected under the G-spot. It's supposed to make sex better, although apparently so far it hasn't worked that way for Cho.

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Did you know that if you squeeze a cat rythmically while it's purring, you can increase the volume of the purrs considerably?

Not too hard, of course, or the purrs will stop.
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