On a totally different note from the last entry, I wish to inform you about the Pelican.

Pelicans are dangerous.

Yesterday, I saw a chihuahua walk about a group of pelicans and seagulls by the beach.

One of the pelicans just bent its head down and swallowed it up whole, and then went off after getting it down its throat, as it was chased by a ( Read more... )

I HAVE JOINED THE LJ COMMUNITY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

Ok, actually, I do. Someone said to me "HEY look at my entry- wait, are you a member?", and I replied. "No, for I am lazy-pants man!" After a short interlude full of blackmail and laziness, I decided to join for the heck of it. EVEN IF I MAY NOT USE THIS MUCH.

Imagine my dismay when, upon filling ( Read more... )