My baby's more tolerant than your baby.
It's always a special day when a child names their own toy for the first time. For me, it was a doll I cleverly named "Baby Beth." I remember my brother's blue stuffed monkey he called "Zia."
Julian, too, has bestowed a special treasure upon his favorite toy. He has seen fit to name his fuzzy bow-tied bear, "Gaybear."
"Where's Gaybear? Find Gaybear. Gaybear's in the closet."
Gaybear is frequently in Julian's closet.
You know what, I'm tired, so I am going to quit with my pathetic attempt to make this entertaining. The fact is
MY SON NAMED HIS TOY GAYBEAR AND THAT IS THE BEST TOY NAME EVER.
Julian, too, has bestowed a special treasure upon his favorite toy. He has seen fit to name his fuzzy bow-tied bear, "Gaybear."
"Where's Gaybear? Find Gaybear. Gaybear's in the closet."
Gaybear is frequently in Julian's closet.
You know what, I'm tired, so I am going to quit with my pathetic attempt to make this entertaining. The fact is
MY SON NAMED HIS TOY GAYBEAR AND THAT IS THE BEST TOY NAME EVER.