I have a child.

[bobius]

I found a Tamogotchi in my closet today. For those of you who don't remember what one is, send your mind's eye back to the 97th year in the 20th century. Every cool kid on the block was playing with a hand-held pet who had to be cared for, washed, played with. It was like a real pet only you could throw it across the room (and not have to explain to your parents...)

Anyway, it's not nearly as cool as I remember and I'm thinking about starving it to death.

This is why I have cats. They feed themselves.