awesomesauce: Roy/Ed audio comedy smut

[bob_fish]

So, last autumn I wrote a rude, silly kinkmeme Ed/Roy fic, Principled Negotiation, involving snark and a surreptitious blow job under a desk.

So, eve_n_furter does podfics in which she reads FMA fics in her sexy Norwegian accent. She has an amazing voice, and enemytosleep asked her to do a longer one. She picked one of mine and it was this one! YAYS. I am both

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[a_big_apple]

I wish like hell I wasn't at work right now. I can get away with a lot, but I don't think I can get away with audio porn. HOORAY FOR PODFICS!

[eve_n_furter]

I have never dreaded the routine part of my work since I started to listen to podfics. Remember that the next time you see someone with earphones and a bright smile...

[a_big_apple]

Hahahaha, that's awesome. My job is extremely casual in many ways, but does not allow headphones at all ever. Which I get--rude to have headphones on when you're meant to be providing customer service to whoever walks in the door at any given time. But today I am sad. Lol.

[bob_fish]

You can listen to it on the bus?

[eve_n_furter]

Pimping! Yay! *dances the porn-appreciation-dance in your honor (it doesn't look exactly like the rain-dance, but you can imagine that if it feels easier)*

[bob_fish]

I'm sure it's a very dignified dance.

[eve_n_furter]

Extraordinarily, actually. Dignified, that is.

[bob_fish]

I'm sure. XD