So, last autumn I wrote a rude, silly kinkmeme Ed/Roy fic, Principled Negotiation, involving snark and a surreptitious blow job under a desk.
So,
eve_n_furter does podfics in which she reads FMA fics in her sexy Norwegian accent. She has an amazing voice, and
enemytosleep asked her to do a longer one. She picked one of mine and it was this one! YAYS. I am both flattered and way entertained to hear my porn read out loud. And in such a nice voice, did I mention that? I am trying not to sound like a stalker.
15 minutes of NSFW NC-17 audio fun here. Go on, go on, go on.