The Depths of Hell
This morning I woke up to my phone ringing--In laziness I chose to ignore the call. I lean up from my comforting sheets and reach for the phone. "2 missed calls."
"who is calling this early," I ask myself. I check the names. Number 1. Unknown. Number 2. Pimptress.
I check my messages...It was a collection agency! "huh? who do I owe. If it's for Rolling Stone again I'm gonna go ape shit. I paid them!!!"
Turns out that a hospital bill from way back when hadn't been paid for $114. I was ignoring that sonofabich like my illegitimate children! So you mean to tell me that I could ruin my credit all because of 100+ dollars? Pu-leese. I'm so pissed about creditors.Always trying to fuck your world up for something stupid. And they call all the time! I've witnessed, heard and seen this. I bought pro-activ once and the company tried to tie me down for life. When I paid them their money for a single supply and then refused to be a member of the "happy face cult" they tried to take me to collections...see thats why I avoid credit cards too. If you could get bad credit for 35.95 then sure enough for hundreds.
o Pimptress I wish I reached you in time.
"who is calling this early," I ask myself. I check the names. Number 1. Unknown. Number 2. Pimptress.
I check my messages...It was a collection agency! "huh? who do I owe. If it's for Rolling Stone again I'm gonna go ape shit. I paid them!!!"
Turns out that a hospital bill from way back when hadn't been paid for $114. I was ignoring that sonofabich like my illegitimate children! So you mean to tell me that I could ruin my credit all because of 100+ dollars? Pu-leese. I'm so pissed about creditors.Always trying to fuck your world up for something stupid. And they call all the time! I've witnessed, heard and seen this. I bought pro-activ once and the company tried to tie me down for life. When I paid them their money for a single supply and then refused to be a member of the "happy face cult" they tried to take me to collections...see thats why I avoid credit cards too. If you could get bad credit for 35.95 then sure enough for hundreds.
o Pimptress I wish I reached you in time.