It's funny how google can pertain to real life events... in it's odd sort of way. Thanks Firefly!
1. Britney needs jesus
2. Britney Needs My Uncle
3. Britney Needs a Break
4. Britney needs some money!
5. Britney needs to tone up
6. Britney needs to go away for 3 - 5 years and then stage a comeback
7. Britney needs to loosen up
8. Britney needs to rely on more "exotic" music to compensate for her "poor" voice
9. Britney needs to calm down before she makes her baby as bad as she is
10. Britney needs to talk to a doctor about her anger issue
11. Britney needs to eat
12. Britney needs to constantly attract attention. Therefore, this chick is going to get a lot crazier.
13. Britney needs backup dancers
14. Britney needs to retire with her freeloading hubby
15. Britney needs a good slap to the face
16. Britney needs your haiku inspiration
17. Britney needs to be a role model
18. Britney really needs to find out who she is
19. Britney needs to rest
20. Britney needs to come out on her own from behind the guise of record company big-wigs and bodyguards