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I was just typing in livejournal.com into my browser, and I accidentally typed licejournal. I caught it before pressing enter, but I think licejournal would be a grosser website. If I ever get lice, I have now decided that I will keep a journal for the duration of it.
I think I've had an abundance of testosterone lately. I've been very competitive and I've really wanted to get into a fight.
I really like cheese fries with cheddar cheese baked/melted on, but I really don't care for fries with nacho/liquid cheddar cheese poured over the top.
I daydream about a lot of things. I have always wanted a superpower, and sometimes as I'm walking around I try to teleport or fly to where I'm going. It never works.
One daydream I surprisingly haven't had until lately is being a spy. It would be pretty cool, and though I find myself deceiving people (and myself) on a daily basis, I still think I'd slip and would be caught and tortured in a matter of days.
I suck at basketball, and it makes me radiate that gross guy smell. I play it anyway. Perhaps I'm mistaken about the smell and it is actually an aphrodisiac. If so, the ladies will start flocking to me on Friday afternoons when I'm done playing basketball.
I try to be really funny, and as a result I make about 8,000 bad jokes for every good one. And sometimes the good one never makes it outside of my brain. I think it's worth it.
I recently made a list of 38 qualities I would want in a girl. The number came after the list, I wasn't specifically searching for 38. Afterwards, I realized that a lot of the list was things I liked/disliked about past relationships, namely the last one.
Though I say I want a commitment with a girl and talk about how much I care/cared about certain girls, sometimes I wonder about my own capacity to love. I think I'm pretty self-centered and I could see myself in a relationship for the companionship rather than the girl. However, my self-centeredness actually keeps that from bothering me too much.
I feel I should write more. Maybe since I made the switch to a Literature major, I'll be more inspired. I also wish I were good at poetry, because I feel like I have very poetic things to say but no way to make them any more than feelings.
If I lived totally on my own, with no parents, roommates, etc., my house would be pretty junky (not dirty), and I'd love it.
Along with my desire to be able to write poetry, I'd like to be able to play an instrument (drums or guitar). This one is more practically attainable, but I'm too lazy and have too little dedication for something like that.
Sometimes I sit in crowded rooms and watch people, putting words to their mouths so that I can 'overhear' funny conversations. Also, sometimes in crowded or quiet rooms, I would like to just stand up and yell something totally ridiculous, such as "EVERYONE, QUICK! THEY'RE GIVING OUT FREE CAKE IN THE BATHROOMS!" But I don't because I get embarrassed, and also I'm afraid that someone would actually believe me.
Now sometimes when I pee, I'm afraid people are in there looking to get some cake.
Seriously, though, I really don't like it when people are in the bathroom with me. I'm there for one of two reasons, and their agenda could be totally different. It's unnerving.
Sometimes I need to write down random things in order to get thoughts out of my head, and it always seems really easy until I get past the second or third thought.
I just took a few minutes off of your life with this. My apologies.
I think I've had an abundance of testosterone lately. I've been very competitive and I've really wanted to get into a fight.
I really like cheese fries with cheddar cheese baked/melted on, but I really don't care for fries with nacho/liquid cheddar cheese poured over the top.
I daydream about a lot of things. I have always wanted a superpower, and sometimes as I'm walking around I try to teleport or fly to where I'm going. It never works.
One daydream I surprisingly haven't had until lately is being a spy. It would be pretty cool, and though I find myself deceiving people (and myself) on a daily basis, I still think I'd slip and would be caught and tortured in a matter of days.
I suck at basketball, and it makes me radiate that gross guy smell. I play it anyway. Perhaps I'm mistaken about the smell and it is actually an aphrodisiac. If so, the ladies will start flocking to me on Friday afternoons when I'm done playing basketball.
I try to be really funny, and as a result I make about 8,000 bad jokes for every good one. And sometimes the good one never makes it outside of my brain. I think it's worth it.
I recently made a list of 38 qualities I would want in a girl. The number came after the list, I wasn't specifically searching for 38. Afterwards, I realized that a lot of the list was things I liked/disliked about past relationships, namely the last one.
Though I say I want a commitment with a girl and talk about how much I care/cared about certain girls, sometimes I wonder about my own capacity to love. I think I'm pretty self-centered and I could see myself in a relationship for the companionship rather than the girl. However, my self-centeredness actually keeps that from bothering me too much.
I feel I should write more. Maybe since I made the switch to a Literature major, I'll be more inspired. I also wish I were good at poetry, because I feel like I have very poetic things to say but no way to make them any more than feelings.
If I lived totally on my own, with no parents, roommates, etc., my house would be pretty junky (not dirty), and I'd love it.
Along with my desire to be able to write poetry, I'd like to be able to play an instrument (drums or guitar). This one is more practically attainable, but I'm too lazy and have too little dedication for something like that.
Sometimes I sit in crowded rooms and watch people, putting words to their mouths so that I can 'overhear' funny conversations. Also, sometimes in crowded or quiet rooms, I would like to just stand up and yell something totally ridiculous, such as "EVERYONE, QUICK! THEY'RE GIVING OUT FREE CAKE IN THE BATHROOMS!" But I don't because I get embarrassed, and also I'm afraid that someone would actually believe me.
Now sometimes when I pee, I'm afraid people are in there looking to get some cake.
Seriously, though, I really don't like it when people are in the bathroom with me. I'm there for one of two reasons, and their agenda could be totally different. It's unnerving.
Sometimes I need to write down random things in order to get thoughts out of my head, and it always seems really easy until I get past the second or third thought.
I just took a few minutes off of your life with this. My apologies.