I'm sorry and I apologize are the same - unless you're at a funeral...
I'm sure you are all dying to hear an update on my bathtub situation, so here goes. My drain was not clogged by what I assumed was the massive amounts of body hair (pubic and otherwise) that my roommate shaves off on a weekly basis. No, it was clogged by the stopper. It broke off inside and was plugging my drain up everytime. So, my dad's getting me a new one. Case closed. I can shower. I just can't bathe. Who wants to stew in their own filth anyways?. Unless that filth is diluted by Mr. Bubble...
I am three weeks away from my second vacation of the year. What am I doing? Hopefully, I'll be able to sit around in my robe getting up only to attend to nature and eat (note to self: get mini fridge and portable toilet and I won't have to move at all), watch television, and occassionally be visited and subsequently pleasured sexually by all WWE Divas, Eva Longoria, Kate Winslet, and/or Scarlett Johansson. What will I REALLY be doing? Most likely taking a couple days at Ponderosa, cleaning the house, and decorating for Christmas. But it's nice to know that I just won't be at work.
Yesterday, Taylor, Ian, Holly and I went up to the Byham Theatre in Pittsburgh to see Demetri Martin. If you haven't seen him, look him up on Myspace Comedy or go to Comedy Central. He has one special already in rotation and he's filming an hour long special to be aired next year. Leo Allen opened for him and was just as hysterical. We all got autographs afterwards and Taylor even got to get a picture with him.
Nice, huh? If you can't see the above pic, go to my Webshots album.
Getting ready for some homemade lasagna at the parents in a half hour. I'm starving. But for now, until I get to a TV, I'll just satisfy my hunger by watching the Steelers get off to a GREAT START against the Chiefs on NFL Gameday! GO STEELERS!!!
I am three weeks away from my second vacation of the year. What am I doing? Hopefully, I'll be able to sit around in my robe getting up only to attend to nature and eat (note to self: get mini fridge and portable toilet and I won't have to move at all), watch television, and occassionally be visited and subsequently pleasured sexually by all WWE Divas, Eva Longoria, Kate Winslet, and/or Scarlett Johansson. What will I REALLY be doing? Most likely taking a couple days at Ponderosa, cleaning the house, and decorating for Christmas. But it's nice to know that I just won't be at work.
Yesterday, Taylor, Ian, Holly and I went up to the Byham Theatre in Pittsburgh to see Demetri Martin. If you haven't seen him, look him up on Myspace Comedy or go to Comedy Central. He has one special already in rotation and he's filming an hour long special to be aired next year. Leo Allen opened for him and was just as hysterical. We all got autographs afterwards and Taylor even got to get a picture with him.
Nice, huh? If you can't see the above pic, go to my Webshots album.
Getting ready for some homemade lasagna at the parents in a half hour. I'm starving. But for now, until I get to a TV, I'll just satisfy my hunger by watching the Steelers get off to a GREAT START against the Chiefs on NFL Gameday! GO STEELERS!!!