Public Service Announcement
First of all I want to thank all of you for taking the time to read this cry of outrage. It appears that 'shehasagun' has hacked into my LJ account and made several disturbing changes. First and most noticeable are my icons. While I did contract her to install the Anjelina Jolie *pauses for reflection* icon, I did not want to have icons that make crude implications about my sexuality. Also she has changed the title on my journal to "The Sex Monkey". I, however, will not dispute this. Other falsities have been mixed into my personal information and it will take hundreds of man hours and many of your tax dollars to filter them out. It is time to end this senseless and destructive behavior. Together we can destroy the evil that roams this site unchecked. Today we fight back! Today we will take back what has been stolen from us! Today, is our INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!!!
I have just signed a declaration of war against'shehasagun'. Here is some background information on this totally heinous bitch.
Name: Lauren Poon
Known Aliases: Poison_Garden (Gayyyy), Sandy Britches the Black Crayon Gutterslut Extrodanaire, and Ho-Bag.
Likes: Biting, Strobe Lights, and Parrot Bay.
Dislikes: Heterosexuals, Rabbits, and the word 'Cooter'.
Tatoos/Location: Japanese symbol for loyalty(HA)on her hip. We have not confirmed left or right. The Eye of Horus and an Ankh both in the upper pubic region. She also has a large penis on her back.
Partners: She is frequently spotted with one whom we know only as Juli. This woman is dangerous in any situation. Any males in her vicinity are urged to keep their asses firmly clenched when within 400 feet of her.
This woman is considered to be extremely dangerous when in possesion of a spork. Otherwise she is harmless. We have unconfirmed reports of people turning to stone after looking at her but we are not sure about this yet.
You have the technology. You have the information. Do not rest until this woman has a new asshole!!
Goodluck.
I have just signed a declaration of war against'shehasagun'. Here is some background information on this totally heinous bitch.
Name: Lauren Poon
Known Aliases: Poison_Garden (Gayyyy), Sandy Britches the Black Crayon Gutterslut Extrodanaire, and Ho-Bag.
Likes: Biting, Strobe Lights, and Parrot Bay.
Dislikes: Heterosexuals, Rabbits, and the word 'Cooter'.
Tatoos/Location: Japanese symbol for loyalty(HA)on her hip. We have not confirmed left or right. The Eye of Horus and an Ankh both in the upper pubic region. She also has a large penis on her back.
Partners: She is frequently spotted with one whom we know only as Juli. This woman is dangerous in any situation. Any males in her vicinity are urged to keep their asses firmly clenched when within 400 feet of her.
This woman is considered to be extremely dangerous when in possesion of a spork. Otherwise she is harmless. We have unconfirmed reports of people turning to stone after looking at her but we are not sure about this yet.
You have the technology. You have the information. Do not rest until this woman has a new asshole!!
Goodluck.