Go HOME, Peacock
There is a peacock roaming up and down my street right now. According to the news (yes, it made the news... we are having a slow news day, I guess), he is an escapee from the nearby High Park Zoo. He left behind a wife and baby peacocks, and the other male peacocks are calling for him from their enclosure (I don't believe this for a second - those dudes are just trying to impress the newly-jilted Mrs. Not-Wanted Peacock...).
Here is a video of him north of my place. Witness all of the fucks that he does not give (also, it's 4 minutes in vertical view, so just watch 30 seconds to get the flavor then yer done):
I hope he doesn't head south because if he somehow gets into the courtyard of my place, Orbit is gonna freak the fuck out. Poor dog's too old for that level of exciting times...
Here is a video of him north of my place. Witness all of the fucks that he does not give (also, it's 4 minutes in vertical view, so just watch 30 seconds to get the flavor then yer done):
Click to viewI hope he doesn't head south because if he somehow gets into the courtyard of my place, Orbit is gonna freak the fuck out. Poor dog's too old for that level of exciting times...