Random Happiness
MB wanted to show me what Orbit spent her day doing yesterday. Here's the evidence:
Honest to gawd, I can't stand how cute she is sometimes. She's 13 and going blind, but she still plays fetch like a BOSS, and has placed every pillow, blanket, and stick of furniture in our place in a state of eternal 'dibs'. I mean, she made a pillow fort out of the couch yesterday and then took a super-cushy nap in it! Her priorities are alllllll sorted out.
Yesterday over on ushobwri, we were discussing things that make us happy, and someone linked me to this tale of a bee circus gone terribly, terribly wrong. And my shit was lost. So I felt I ought to share it, as well as... PATRICK STEWART IN A DANCING CHRISTMAS HAT!!!! Yer welcome.
FYI, Patrick, that's exactly what happens when you become a newlywed again - you withstand really awful stuff because your spouse thinks you're adorable while doing it. And also, that thing would drive my dog nuts. It would be in a million bite-sized, formerly-dancing pieces in under a minute. She's so professional like that.
If you need more HAPPY, go read the best text response to an unwanted solicitation ever. It is quite possibly the ultimate response - the rest of us can stop trying now.
And here, have every Mitch Hedberg joke ranked in order of greatness. If you're not happy after all of that, I can't help you.
Honest to gawd, I can't stand how cute she is sometimes. She's 13 and going blind, but she still plays fetch like a BOSS, and has placed every pillow, blanket, and stick of furniture in our place in a state of eternal 'dibs'. I mean, she made a pillow fort out of the couch yesterday and then took a super-cushy nap in it! Her priorities are alllllll sorted out.
Yesterday over on ushobwri, we were discussing things that make us happy, and someone linked me to this tale of a bee circus gone terribly, terribly wrong. And my shit was lost. So I felt I ought to share it, as well as... PATRICK STEWART IN A DANCING CHRISTMAS HAT!!!! Yer welcome.
Click to viewFYI, Patrick, that's exactly what happens when you become a newlywed again - you withstand really awful stuff because your spouse thinks you're adorable while doing it. And also, that thing would drive my dog nuts. It would be in a million bite-sized, formerly-dancing pieces in under a minute. She's so professional like that.
If you need more HAPPY, go read the best text response to an unwanted solicitation ever. It is quite possibly the ultimate response - the rest of us can stop trying now.
And here, have every Mitch Hedberg joke ranked in order of greatness. If you're not happy after all of that, I can't help you.