The cosmic hedgehog is not to be trusted

[blythechild]

Last night I dreamed that MB and I owned a little hedgehog. It was lying on its back in the palm of my hand and when I went to stroke it's belly, it changed into an angry lizard who opened an interdimensional portal and sent MB and I to separate alternate realities.

I woke up with the feeling that this was a rather stern punishment for an uninvited belly rub.