You got any better ideas?
I bought this bag of yummy cookies the other day and managed to salvage only a handful of cookies.
Much to my dismay, I was left with a pile of crumbs.
I spent over $3 for crumbs?? What a waste of money! Being as poor as I am, I took to it like a Champ ...
Yeah, that's right. I ate the cookie crumbs with a fork. Beat that Paul Newman!
Yes, I know this was dumb, but I'm really bored at work right now, so shut up.
Much to my dismay, I was left with a pile of crumbs.
I spent over $3 for crumbs?? What a waste of money! Being as poor as I am, I took to it like a Champ ...
Yeah, that's right. I ate the cookie crumbs with a fork. Beat that Paul Newman!
Yes, I know this was dumb, but I'm really bored at work right now, so shut up.