Instead of live-tweeting and spoiling, here are my thoughts on 50 Shades of Gray (which, rest assured, I borrowed digitally from the DC Public Library)

( Cut for spoilers )

I should be sleeping, because I have to get up early (for me) tomorrow, but I'm not tired, and thus, I decided to finally write the scene report I promised acielskadi. I don't normally write scene reports, which is probably part of why it's taken me so long to write this one. I apologize in advance for any errors in fact or chronology ( Read more... )

BR Night is tomorrow. I leave for my relatives in GA the next day. The last time I bottomed was the Event ( Read more... )

So, I like to flag, partly because it amuses me, partly because I think of it as a show of solidarity with the community. The problem is that while flagging is very easy in jeans, it gets very tricky if you don't have back pockets, or if you're not wearing pants ( Read more... )

That, my friends, was a good night at the Crucible.

Exhibit A:

Resolved Question ( Read more... )

I really want to edit the fisting article on wikipedia, because there's some missing information, but I don't have any sources beyond my own vagina, and I'm not really sure how you cite that.

ETA: Also ( this picture )

Sometimes, having the integrity of your stretch disrupted is a very good thing.

Apparently my garden grows with silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row, because I have been feeling quite contrary lately. So two things in the past couple of days with which I beg to differ:

Item the first: "I hear it's [sex] never good for girls their first time, even if they love the guy." (source, Episode 4 of Make It ( Read more... )

and already two different people have tormented me and then cooked me food.

I find myself wondering who the third will be...

(also, appropriate icon is appropriate)