Guss this sounds about right...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I helped wcmars see the light (8 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday yourethereason and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I turned thexmisplaced in for farting in church (3 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, newest_fad (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5739 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
blujezzabelle