The Prayer Warriors: TEG (Chapter 10)
Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Stop reviewing my great story if you hate it. You will burn in hell anyway! There is not point in trying to save you at all for you have ben corrupted by powers of evol, and that is Satan! And no Stan, I have no idea what that is. Only review this story if there is something good to say or that you agree with every I say. All the rest of you are sick! You should not allow such evil things such as gays, women in power, and people that are crippled in the minds.
Bluesunnyday: I'm sorry, I must not've read that right. "Evil things such as gays, women in power, and people that are crippled in the minds?" Welp. Stuthor, fuck you. Fuck you with a shovel, then bash your face in with it, then THROW YOU INTO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL WITH A PAIR OF HEADPHONES ON YOUR HEAD THAT PLAY NOTHING BUT GOD CALLING YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!! That is on behalf of my gay cousin, and also ON BEHALF OF MYSELF! I HAVE ASPERGERS, YOU SON OF A BITCH, DO YOU CONSIDER THAT MENTALLY CRIPPLED TOO?!?!?! YOU LITTLE HITLER YOUTH!!!! *pants* Anger... Protocols... FUCKING COMPLETE...
And so I, Percy of Christ, went up to the staples to prey for my holey sole!
Bluesunnyday: Well if your soles are so holey, then maybe you should get new shoes?
I had sinned so much, believing in such a lie that I whipped myself for Gods forgiveness, for I was not wordy of such as blessing. I wanted to end my life, but I realised that suicide is a sin and that I would burn in hell if I did so. Suicide must be published at all coast!
Bluesunnyday: Suicide: The Book! Available at every store on the East and West coastss! Also available on Amazon!
I went to Jerry for advice and he gave me berry god advise, and that was not to follow the evil ways of the geek gods and follow the only true way and that was through our lord Jesus Christ, my only saviour, and not that liar of a father Zeus (I know Greek motherly very weal). And he also said that I had to convert all those that had been left alive, for they must too know the greatness that is Jesus Christ, and that they had been follow false ways!
Bluesunnyday: All those that had been "Left alive"? You're OUTRIGHT ADMITTING that you've basically slaughtered your way through Percy's friends?!? WAY TO GO!
And so I went to the place where my old fiend Rachel, who I had dated on and off for the past few years (I did have sex with her in past, but I have changed so don't you put this in the wrong way). And I said to here "Why must you follow those fools. I know you very well, you would beaver worship any false God, because I know you were a Christian before I put you in this mess. I now ask you to help me and in my quest to bring Christendom to the Camp, and remove all the evilness that it contains. Please help me, you are my only hope!"
Bluesunnyday: Help me, Rachel-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!
"Yes I will," she said. "I knew you were not like anyone else. I believe you. We must defeat these evils gods and Satan before they destroy anything else! I will follow you and obey you every order. I will not speak out of term, and I will make sure I am a foot away from you at all times, for it is an offense for a women to go suck an thig.
Bluesunnyday: JESUS. CHRIST. You. Sexist. FUCK! DAMNIT, THEY TOLD ME NOT TO INITIATE MY ANGER PROTOCOLS TWICE IN A SINGLE SPORKING, BUT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! THIS GUY IS A IS A IS A IS A IS A IS A IS A *shuts down*
Researcher 1: Well, fuck. Give us some time folks. We'll have him operational in a heartbeat... Wait, he apparently left a tape here... *plays tape*
Bluesunnyday (on tape): Welp, if you're listening to this, I just shut down due to overworking my anger chip. Fuck. On the bright side, I've recorded my reaction to all of this fic. Let's begin... The first line in the fic is *gets fastforwarded by Researcher* And this is probably wear I'll malfunction. Let's move on.
I am a Prayer Warrior now and I want you to baptize me and my family, for none of us our baptized."
Bluesunnyday: Wait, but wasn't she FORMERLY a Christian? Logic? What Logic?
So I baptized all of her family, and they all became followers of our lord and choir Jesus Christ! I knew from that very moment that I would make a very good Preyer Warrrior and that Jerry of Christ would be very proud of me.
Bluesunnyday: "Jerry of Christ"? Wait, that just gave me a thought... Jerry sounds awfully similar to Jesus... HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU TRYING TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS THE SECOND COMING?!? YOU EGOTISTICAL FUCK!
"And behold my wisdom! For this is like Sodom and their wicked ways. God had warn them of all their sinning, and all of their ways of evil. He old them to stop worshiping Satan, and all other forms of evil sexual acts, and instead, follow his holy laws, that's is the ten commandments, or else they will destroy them. If the Camp do not follow the ways of Christ, God will destroy them. But God gives us a warning. Follow Christ or you will be punished with the eternal salads of Hell!" I, Percy of Christ told them all! And they were amazed at my wisdom!
Bluesunnyday: Welp, if they thought that was wisdom, they must've been stone-fucking retarded!
Stop reviewing my story! All you bring with you is fate and disgusting comments. None of you are true followers of the one true god! Truly convert or you will suffer! Amen.
Bluesunnyday: No.
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Researcher 1: Welp, guess we better get to work. YO! 2! GET OVER HERE!
Stop reviewing my great story if you hate it. You will burn in hell anyway! There is not point in trying to save you at all for you have ben corrupted by powers of evol, and that is Satan! And no Stan, I have no idea what that is. Only review this story if there is something good to say or that you agree with every I say. All the rest of you are sick! You should not allow such evil things such as gays, women in power, and people that are crippled in the minds.
Bluesunnyday: I'm sorry, I must not've read that right. "Evil things such as gays, women in power, and people that are crippled in the minds?" Welp. Stuthor, fuck you. Fuck you with a shovel, then bash your face in with it, then THROW YOU INTO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL WITH A PAIR OF HEADPHONES ON YOUR HEAD THAT PLAY NOTHING BUT GOD CALLING YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!! That is on behalf of my gay cousin, and also ON BEHALF OF MYSELF! I HAVE ASPERGERS, YOU SON OF A BITCH, DO YOU CONSIDER THAT MENTALLY CRIPPLED TOO?!?!?! YOU LITTLE HITLER YOUTH!!!! *pants* Anger... Protocols... FUCKING COMPLETE...
And so I, Percy of Christ, went up to the staples to prey for my holey sole!
Bluesunnyday: Well if your soles are so holey, then maybe you should get new shoes?
I had sinned so much, believing in such a lie that I whipped myself for Gods forgiveness, for I was not wordy of such as blessing. I wanted to end my life, but I realised that suicide is a sin and that I would burn in hell if I did so. Suicide must be published at all coast!
Bluesunnyday: Suicide: The Book! Available at every store on the East and West coastss! Also available on Amazon!
I went to Jerry for advice and he gave me berry god advise, and that was not to follow the evil ways of the geek gods and follow the only true way and that was through our lord Jesus Christ, my only saviour, and not that liar of a father Zeus (I know Greek motherly very weal). And he also said that I had to convert all those that had been left alive, for they must too know the greatness that is Jesus Christ, and that they had been follow false ways!
Bluesunnyday: All those that had been "Left alive"? You're OUTRIGHT ADMITTING that you've basically slaughtered your way through Percy's friends?!? WAY TO GO!
And so I went to the place where my old fiend Rachel, who I had dated on and off for the past few years (I did have sex with her in past, but I have changed so don't you put this in the wrong way). And I said to here "Why must you follow those fools. I know you very well, you would beaver worship any false God, because I know you were a Christian before I put you in this mess. I now ask you to help me and in my quest to bring Christendom to the Camp, and remove all the evilness that it contains. Please help me, you are my only hope!"
Bluesunnyday: Help me, Rachel-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!
"Yes I will," she said. "I knew you were not like anyone else. I believe you. We must defeat these evils gods and Satan before they destroy anything else! I will follow you and obey you every order. I will not speak out of term, and I will make sure I am a foot away from you at all times, for it is an offense for a women to go suck an thig.
Bluesunnyday: JESUS. CHRIST. You. Sexist. FUCK! DAMNIT, THEY TOLD ME NOT TO INITIATE MY ANGER PROTOCOLS TWICE IN A SINGLE SPORKING, BUT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! THIS GUY IS A IS A IS A IS A IS A IS A IS A *shuts down*
Researcher 1: Well, fuck. Give us some time folks. We'll have him operational in a heartbeat... Wait, he apparently left a tape here... *plays tape*
Bluesunnyday (on tape): Welp, if you're listening to this, I just shut down due to overworking my anger chip. Fuck. On the bright side, I've recorded my reaction to all of this fic. Let's begin... The first line in the fic is *gets fastforwarded by Researcher* And this is probably wear I'll malfunction. Let's move on.
I am a Prayer Warrior now and I want you to baptize me and my family, for none of us our baptized."
Bluesunnyday: Wait, but wasn't she FORMERLY a Christian? Logic? What Logic?
So I baptized all of her family, and they all became followers of our lord and choir Jesus Christ! I knew from that very moment that I would make a very good Preyer Warrrior and that Jerry of Christ would be very proud of me.
Bluesunnyday: "Jerry of Christ"? Wait, that just gave me a thought... Jerry sounds awfully similar to Jesus... HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU TRYING TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS THE SECOND COMING?!? YOU EGOTISTICAL FUCK!
"And behold my wisdom! For this is like Sodom and their wicked ways. God had warn them of all their sinning, and all of their ways of evil. He old them to stop worshiping Satan, and all other forms of evil sexual acts, and instead, follow his holy laws, that's is the ten commandments, or else they will destroy them. If the Camp do not follow the ways of Christ, God will destroy them. But God gives us a warning. Follow Christ or you will be punished with the eternal salads of Hell!" I, Percy of Christ told them all! And they were amazed at my wisdom!
Bluesunnyday: Welp, if they thought that was wisdom, they must've been stone-fucking retarded!
Stop reviewing my story! All you bring with you is fate and disgusting comments. None of you are true followers of the one true god! Truly convert or you will suffer! Amen.
Bluesunnyday: No.
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Researcher 1: Welp, guess we better get to work. YO! 2! GET OVER HERE!