Sign Number 678,543,298 That Bluestocking Has a Filthy Mind

[bluestocking79]

I saw a huge sign today while driving, advertising the SAUSAGE FEST. (It's the biggest around, you know. A family affair!)

I saw it, thought about it, and then giggled for miles afterward.

I can't decide whether to blame the Internet or Literary Criticism for befouling what little was left of my mind.