In other news, this is the best coffee mug ever.

Many loves found our dreams.
--the alligator

The AC is out at my job...I'm melting!!!

(No, revim, I don't get to take my pants off here!...)

I managed to (unintentionally of course) get my bank account to $0.00.

At least nothing bounced.

Seriously, my life is ridiculous.

Unknowingly, I put on the pair of jeans that has an inconvenient predisposition to unzipping themselves randomly. I guess this means I'm a girl prepared for action today.

This book sounds hilarious, especially for those with (occasionally painfully) Southern roots.

Tonight at Lou's, Josh (the bartender) was engaged in a stereo-battle with Riprocks, but we don't think that Riprocks knew about it.

And I totally got bit by a flea.

Mmm...coffee.

How did I get through elementary school without you?

Bull penis pho, anyone?