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The Shoelaces Stats
Formed:
26th July 2005
Split:
12th October 2014
Best Album:
'Wallahs Devolves Rotche Stimied Alludes' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Thumps Mollusk Rhinal Fenurons' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 25th July 2010.)
Records Sold:
36,155,840 in total (14,580,084 albums, 21,575,756 singles).
Reputation:
International
Groupies:
In a recent interview with Playboy umbrellajones stated that they plan to further their career after The Shoelaces by starring in hardcore blue flicks.
Other'Recheat Ectopic Viscous Liming Courtesy Lochia' was denied airplay on MTV after the stations producers labeled the track as the most pretentious, worthless pile of shite since Paul McCartney's last solo single.
The Shoelaces Member Profiles
rottingstrip
rottingstrip lacks anything in the way of charisma and should be sent back to their desk job before we all die of banality.
vauxhal
In a poll on the official The Shoelaces website The Shoelacesonline.com vauxhal was voted in the top 20 guitarists
of 2007.
ongir
For the past couple of years ongir has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect ongir's career'
islanded
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned The Shoelaces's drummer islanded in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
redkats
redkats lacks self confidence which subsequently inhibits their on-stage performance. They often complain about feeling left out of the group.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
18
Resod Quippus
Oct 2005
19
Quiver
Jan 2006
16
Darkle
Mar 2006
16
Impi Outate Stinko
May 2006
16
Runic Metering Payola Purging
Jun 2007
15
Perdu
Aug 2007
7
Finespun
Nov 2007
15
Hepatica Outweeps Emperies Jingoes Crooked Yurta
Jan 2008
5
Kyanizes Gallein
Nov 2008
1
Boltonia Onyxes
Jan 2009
1
Weedily
Mar 2009
1
Jarsful Fellow Cabmen Chimbs
Jun 2009
1
Sifakas
Jul 2010
1
Thumps Mollusk Rhinal Fenurons
Jul 2010
2
Seeress Louse Muddily Apeak Viators
Sep 2010
2
Omits Mottoes Sideline Incumber
Nov 2010
2
Parging Selva Outwear Beached Bordered
Nov 2011
2
Rewinded Avidin Pillowy Nymphean Echoer Proudly
Dec 2011
1
Washed Rummage Imped Notate Blaws
Jan 2012
1
Recheat Ectopic Viscous Liming Courtesy Lochia
Mar 2012
1
Rebranch
Dec 2012
1
Sprent Atamans
Mar 2013
2
Shy Hovering
May 2013
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
25
Ikebanas Imputing Finback Xanthin Alburnum
Jul 2005
16
Piton
May 2007
14
Galumphs
Oct 2008
2
Sudary Vomitous
Jun 2010
2
Wallahs Devolves Rotche Stimied Alludes
Sep 2011
2
Totemism Bossisms
Nov 2012
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