Apr 04, 2004 14:51
Visions of Fire, the future is no more. Today is Nuclear Day. Leo Szilard, Otto Hahn, Fritz Strassmann, Lise Meitner, Otto Frisch, Eugene Wigner ,Edward Teller, and a persuaded Albert Einstein are to thank for making the world a worse place. Einstein is alright though, he's too cool to be blamed. Anyways those men are to blame for today's Nuclear weaponry, so glare at them if you ever see them.
REVIEW: ALBERT EINSTEIN is so fucken cool, so its alright that he helped start the Manhatten Project. :)
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--"DAILYS"--
--Brian Green, the kid that changed the world, then died.(not yet)--
Dudes, and dudettes, I had the craziest dream once upon a night. It was way back when I was able to remember dreams, (obviously). Anyways, in my dream, I was walking to my friends house and it was twilight. I was wearing some board shorts and the fender shirt i sometimes wear, except it wasn't thrased to pieces like it is now. I was in 8th grade in this dream btw. So here i am walking down the street in the middle of the suburbs, on my to my friends house with an intent of recollecting my Zelda game that i had lent him. Well i get to the corner and look at the sky, the sky was very orange and bronzed, there were streaks of clouds and the sun was brimming the clouds with golden rims. While staring into the sky i saw two objects seemingly making a course to breach our atmosphere, and being interested in spacecrafts and all, I stopped to admire the sight. The spacecrafts started to appear smaller than what I had usually seen before, and upon noticing this i also noticed that they instead of breaching our atmoshpere, were actually on a collision course with one another. Usually one would be frightened or surprised at this sight, at least I would, but the side of me that appeared in my dreams was the theoretical side i guess. For seeing the two crafts colliding I stood there expecting and accepting the collision, as one would accept the fact that truly one day they will die. When the collision was ground zero a flash sliced the sky in two, seperating orange from grey, and preceding the flash was a wave of destructive energy harvesting the land of its constructions and creations. I truly was dead before the wave had came to me and when the wave met me I woke, sitting up in my bed, sweating, and staring straight into the sun, straight into the heart of the sunrise.
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--His Majesty's Sensitive, Intellectual Side--
Today friends of the republic, we must further join arms and entertain a new union. I fear the threats of Nuclear War are eminent, so one must join with others in a crusade to safely detonate all of the peacemakers of our great planet. For over one million years, Earth has brought us life, beauty, and meaning. Yet, all we offer is her destruction. What horrible children are we? My plan is simple but deadly, we must infiltrate all of the world's security Nuclear Launching Access Perimeters, and set the intial targets of action to the inner most of Jupiter's moon, Metus. this will not only satisfy the civilians of Earth, but it will also satisfy Jupiter, Jupiter being a devourer of Planets!
--Question of the Day--
Nuclear Weapons will one day detonate, do you want you or your kids to be around when that happens? PLEASE RESPOND DURING BUSINESS HOURS -- FAN MAIL CANNOT SUGGEST QUESTIONS OR QUESTION TOPICS-- THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR um THING.