Chapter I: Boy in the bright blue jeans
Jumped up on the stage. ANYWAYS if you don't know who um (random name) Isaac Newton is, your gay. If it weren't for him we would be floating off into space, REALLY. He invented GRAVITY.
REVIEW: Isaac Newton INVENTED (OMFG) GRAVITY!
Then he died.
Anyways i was walking in the park when BAM it hit me! Why walk when you can fly? So i started off on my routine flying, when BAM it hit me why fly when you can accelerate!?! So anyways i was accelerating when BAM it hit me, i fell sleep while watching Emiril, Ha ha- get it?
REVIEW: Emiril makes you think BAM! REALLY he does.
hows my writing call 1-800-cliche, do it.
hows my sarcasm call 1-800-fuckyou, do it.
Yo dis is Franciono, wha you don't know me; get out of heeeeere. You kids, im telling you, you kids are crazy; you see a purse what'da ya do, ya buy it like nothing. My dotter, she comes home, says" O daddy look at this poise' i got, aint it greeeeaat??", then says I, "EY",i said" Dis "poise'" is for da birds." Cmon get out of here..
--End Trans--
--New Trans-- Entitled: Bitch step off
SUP'
--End Trans-- (LOL, OWNED)
--New Trans-- Entitled: Brian Green, the kid that changed the world, then died.(not yet)(DAILY)
Hey, um like I was sitting in this chair one day and i dont know, it was a gloomy day, didnt think anything great was going to happen. So here I am in the middle of school, sitting in a chair, at the counseling office, with the rest of the kids in my 1st period class. You know what, i cant think of a better situation than that, so im sitting in this finely made steel american chair, filling out an application, you know having fun. All the sudden I hear this snap noise, my center of gravity is in my brain, and my legs are spread flat on the ground. YOU KNOW WHY!!!? Because the fucken chair broke, i kid you not my friends, the chair broke and the noise distracted me so. I was so distracted, detached, by the noise that i didnt notice that i was falling. Man this was an intense, overwhelming, and an embarrassing event in my life. It wasnt a big deal, everybody got a good laugh. I shit in my pants. really i didnt shit in my pants cmon, no one shits in there pants....
--End Trans--
--His Majesty's Sensitive, Intellectual Side-- (DAILY)
His Majesty = me. Today my good friends of the republic I pose a challenge to whom so accepts! I am to commission a GREAT TOWER to be built to honor the brave lads who died while constructing last years PRE-GREAT TOWER- TOWER. I assume all the members of the republic will be generous indeed with charities.
Now then on to matters of the utmost importance. My heart bleeds friends, bleeds with the passion to love. For I am alone in this battle of life, alas, I am a creature of loneliness, prince of sorrow, bard of tears! O the Gods truly know how to test one's character. For be it the sun to shine in my eyes a lover to come wisk me away, truly i do accept its gifts. And if the moon be my lantern in the night's sky,leading me to thine lovers house, truly i do accept its courtesy. O God in heaven knows this not to be rational acts of lanterns in the sky to grant mere mortals divine gifts, for a mortals only divine gift is love, and it must be earned by the mortal hisself. So be it- Love be the victim of my next target.
--End Trans-- it was cute, cmon you blushed you?
--Question of the Day-- (DAILY)
If one were to out right slap you, would you be mad? Do you need me to slap you, to better digest your answer? PLEASE RESPOND DURING BUSINESS HOURS -- FAN MAIL CANNOT SUGGEST QUESTIONS OR QUESTION TOPICS-- THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR um THING.
REVIEW: Isaac Newton INVENTED (OMFG) GRAVITY!
Then he died.
Anyways i was walking in the park when BAM it hit me! Why walk when you can fly? So i started off on my routine flying, when BAM it hit me why fly when you can accelerate!?! So anyways i was accelerating when BAM it hit me, i fell sleep while watching Emiril, Ha ha- get it?
REVIEW: Emiril makes you think BAM! REALLY he does.
hows my writing call 1-800-cliche, do it.
hows my sarcasm call 1-800-fuckyou, do it.
Yo dis is Franciono, wha you don't know me; get out of heeeeere. You kids, im telling you, you kids are crazy; you see a purse what'da ya do, ya buy it like nothing. My dotter, she comes home, says" O daddy look at this poise' i got, aint it greeeeaat??", then says I, "EY",i said" Dis "poise'" is for da birds." Cmon get out of here..
--End Trans--
--New Trans-- Entitled: Bitch step off
SUP'
--End Trans-- (LOL, OWNED)
--New Trans-- Entitled: Brian Green, the kid that changed the world, then died.(not yet)(DAILY)
Hey, um like I was sitting in this chair one day and i dont know, it was a gloomy day, didnt think anything great was going to happen. So here I am in the middle of school, sitting in a chair, at the counseling office, with the rest of the kids in my 1st period class. You know what, i cant think of a better situation than that, so im sitting in this finely made steel american chair, filling out an application, you know having fun. All the sudden I hear this snap noise, my center of gravity is in my brain, and my legs are spread flat on the ground. YOU KNOW WHY!!!? Because the fucken chair broke, i kid you not my friends, the chair broke and the noise distracted me so. I was so distracted, detached, by the noise that i didnt notice that i was falling. Man this was an intense, overwhelming, and an embarrassing event in my life. It wasnt a big deal, everybody got a good laugh. I shit in my pants. really i didnt shit in my pants cmon, no one shits in there pants....
--End Trans--
--His Majesty's Sensitive, Intellectual Side-- (DAILY)
His Majesty = me. Today my good friends of the republic I pose a challenge to whom so accepts! I am to commission a GREAT TOWER to be built to honor the brave lads who died while constructing last years PRE-GREAT TOWER- TOWER. I assume all the members of the republic will be generous indeed with charities.
Now then on to matters of the utmost importance. My heart bleeds friends, bleeds with the passion to love. For I am alone in this battle of life, alas, I am a creature of loneliness, prince of sorrow, bard of tears! O the Gods truly know how to test one's character. For be it the sun to shine in my eyes a lover to come wisk me away, truly i do accept its gifts. And if the moon be my lantern in the night's sky,leading me to thine lovers house, truly i do accept its courtesy. O God in heaven knows this not to be rational acts of lanterns in the sky to grant mere mortals divine gifts, for a mortals only divine gift is love, and it must be earned by the mortal hisself. So be it- Love be the victim of my next target.
--End Trans-- it was cute, cmon you blushed you?
--Question of the Day-- (DAILY)
If one were to out right slap you, would you be mad? Do you need me to slap you, to better digest your answer? PLEASE RESPOND DURING BUSINESS HOURS -- FAN MAIL CANNOT SUGGEST QUESTIONS OR QUESTION TOPICS-- THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR um THING.