Homosexual tendencies
So I brought in the pics of all of us when we were like 16 to work today and everyone was looking at them. I love shocking people with the fact that I used to dress in fishnets and bondage skirts. Thank God I moved on from that, but I love to look back on those days fondly. Anyway, the dude that hits on me at work was looking at them and when he saw Phil he was totally enthralled. I mean, enthralled. He was like, "He is so pretty." and "Wow, he's a really good looking guy." He kept looking at the pics throughout the day and everytime he would make a comment about Phil. All of this coming out of the mouth that sexually harrasses me on a daily basis. I didn't see it before but the dude must have some sort of homosexual tendencies in him. I can usually sense it on people. I should have seen it sooner! I mean, he did study theater in France with a bunch of gay mimes--he said so himself.
So Phil, if you're ever craving some 40 year old mime ass, don't be discouraged! I've got someone who's obviously ready, willing, and waiting for you.
So Phil, if you're ever craving some 40 year old mime ass, don't be discouraged! I've got someone who's obviously ready, willing, and waiting for you.