health kick? ME?!
Yeah, so I'm changing my diet. It fucking sucks.
As any idiot observer could attest, I love food. I love eating food. I love fatty foods.
But the Doc is right and I need to cut that shit out.
I hear the first three days are the worst, and I sure hope it gets better than this.
I am currently at 274. Yeah. You read that fuckin' RIGHT. To be thorough, that does include my coat, phone, wallet chains, bike-boots, etcetera, but who gives a fuck. I'm a fatarse and it's that simple.
So I started yesterday.
Breakfast:
2 cups of coffee with milk (30), an apple (150)
Lunch:
2 large eggs (140) with salsa on 'em (10) and a cherry coke zero.
Afternoon snack:
Nutragrain bar (90)
Dinner:
chips (70) with salsa (20) and yogurt (100) and a coke0
While Baking:
popcorn (70) and two cookies (I HAD TO! - 450)
DAILY TOTAL @ 1050 cal
today
Breakfast:
one cup coffee with some milk (15) and an apple (150)
Lunch:
2 egg (140), salsa (10) toast (90) coke0
Dinner:
half-bag of frozen veggies (75), 2 slices of velveeta (120) and a goddamn cookie (175)
DAILY TOTAL @ 775 cal
For fuck's sake. My tummy is very very angry right now. Kept thinking about Chipotle all day. But that's a no-no. Hell, I ended up licking my goddamn plate after the cheesy veggies tonight. because I'm that sad. and it was rather tasty.
In other news, I just sent a box of 50+ cookies to Kwink this morning. I know who's gonna be a Happy Panda when it's delivered tomorrow evening! I feel bad. She's working 82 hour weeks right now. 12 hour days, 7 days a week. For three weeks at least. I *think* she has Christmas off or something, so our little JewRican can sleep then. I guess.
Friday night is Krista's birthday party! Her b-day is the 24th, so nobody ever wants / is available to celebrate. So she's having it Friday. I'm picking up Shananananan (and John?) so they can tag along and be someone for me to talk to if I don't gel with K's pals... although a lot might be former co-workers from the Animal Clinic. Going to a couple bars... Julie's gonna be there for an appearance, maybe a beer or two. It should be rad.
Saturday night is the Company Christmas Party at Phantom Canyon, the place we got kicked out of ...three? four years ago? We signed up as Pharm Managment Services instead of College Pharm, so SHHHH! Don't tell! Anyhow, I'm excited to go. For a few reasons. Number one being, FUCK THIS DIET on Saturday night! heh
Finally,OLD HAT IS OLD. BUT STILL FUNNY.
As any idiot observer could attest, I love food. I love eating food. I love fatty foods.
But the Doc is right and I need to cut that shit out.
I hear the first three days are the worst, and I sure hope it gets better than this.
I am currently at 274. Yeah. You read that fuckin' RIGHT. To be thorough, that does include my coat, phone, wallet chains, bike-boots, etcetera, but who gives a fuck. I'm a fatarse and it's that simple.
So I started yesterday.
Breakfast:
2 cups of coffee with milk (30), an apple (150)
Lunch:
2 large eggs (140) with salsa on 'em (10) and a cherry coke zero.
Afternoon snack:
Nutragrain bar (90)
Dinner:
chips (70) with salsa (20) and yogurt (100) and a coke0
While Baking:
popcorn (70) and two cookies (I HAD TO! - 450)
DAILY TOTAL @ 1050 cal
today
Breakfast:
one cup coffee with some milk (15) and an apple (150)
Lunch:
2 egg (140), salsa (10) toast (90) coke0
Dinner:
half-bag of frozen veggies (75), 2 slices of velveeta (120) and a goddamn cookie (175)
DAILY TOTAL @ 775 cal
For fuck's sake. My tummy is very very angry right now. Kept thinking about Chipotle all day. But that's a no-no. Hell, I ended up licking my goddamn plate after the cheesy veggies tonight. because I'm that sad. and it was rather tasty.
In other news, I just sent a box of 50+ cookies to Kwink this morning. I know who's gonna be a Happy Panda when it's delivered tomorrow evening! I feel bad. She's working 82 hour weeks right now. 12 hour days, 7 days a week. For three weeks at least. I *think* she has Christmas off or something, so our little JewRican can sleep then. I guess.
Friday night is Krista's birthday party! Her b-day is the 24th, so nobody ever wants / is available to celebrate. So she's having it Friday. I'm picking up Shananananan (and John?) so they can tag along and be someone for me to talk to if I don't gel with K's pals... although a lot might be former co-workers from the Animal Clinic. Going to a couple bars... Julie's gonna be there for an appearance, maybe a beer or two. It should be rad.
Saturday night is the Company Christmas Party at Phantom Canyon, the place we got kicked out of ...three? four years ago? We signed up as Pharm Managment Services instead of College Pharm, so SHHHH! Don't tell! Anyhow, I'm excited to go. For a few reasons. Number one being, FUCK THIS DIET on Saturday night! heh
Finally,OLD HAT IS OLD. BUT STILL FUNNY.