Here. A convo with my muse

Sep 06, 2010 00:31

Let's see what conversations with my muse are like. Like the really long ones, I mean. But before that! A very very irritating and messed up disease I have.

Slow thinking. xD I admitted it a few days ago. I don't think. I do. I don't analyze and try and see the best way to kill someone before actually doing it. I take a look at the guy, realize that, oh, shit, I'm about to die, and just try and beat the hell out of him.

Okay. Those are just expressions.

But anywho.

I used to think I could multi task. But now, when this Percy Jackson realization came to me that, holy shit, I might have ADHD, then I realized, damn. No. I can't multi task.

But I think I already knew it even when I thought I could multitask.

Does that make sense? Like. When I was younger and thought that I could multitask (do my homework, eat food, listen to music, do facebook, hotmail, FanFiction, write a story, finish math homework AND be a good musician at the same time), deep down, I think I knew that what I was doing was accomplishing nothing.

Which was why I also slept late even for a girl my age. I think I was, what. Like. 11 or 12.

Jeez. Multitasking sounds so stupid right now.

Right now, I'm focusing on Livejournal. I've been studying the whole day, Social Studies, Technology Literacy and Biology and I got home at 1:30 or something, dammit.

I'm sorry I'm so slow at thinking.

Muse: I'm sorry we're so slow at thinking.
Me: I bet we're sleeping at one tonight.
Muse: I bet we're sleeping later than one if you keep this up.
Me: Keep what up?
Muse: Avoiding your work.
Me: I'm only avoiding it because I was getting pissed off at people telling me to "shut the damn music off". 
Muse: Yeah, but why the hell was the music even on?

/stares

Me: Because the song was running through my head. I had to get rid of it.
Muse: By playing it?
Me: It works for me.
Muse: Obviously not.

/glares

Muse: So are you getting back to work now? You have to explain all that biology crap.
Me: I know. It's not crap. It's actually very interesting if I'm in a good mood.
Muse: But you're not in a good mood.
Me: …So?
Muse: You have realized by now that I'm usually the one with the advantage over these conversations.

/narrows eyes

Me: Your point? /gritted teeth
Muse: I happen to be more superior.
Me: What the hell are you talking about!? You're ME.
Muse: Exactly.

/Facepalm.

And that's it for now. I sound like a retard, talking to my muse. ^^

But you gotta love Percy's animals' facepalms.



That's all for now folks.

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