Friday Night.....
The day was pretty good and I had my clubbin' clothes on and all. Willie picks up 5 grls and I got to know this one UCLA grl name Olivia. I talked with her for a long ass while and then I really wanted to freak her down and floor her as long as I can.
Murphy popped in: Anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong.
A chinese salesman kicks in: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOo..."
It was the third night clubbin' and I already got wasted. I was dancing with kweeny and Pong for like half an hour until I shook the can too much. I sat down and tried to get the shit off me. I didn't work so I became friends with the handicap toilet. I was puking for like two hours and I accidently dropped the roll of toilet paper into the toilet. The next person to take a shit got more than a wiping.
The ride back was chill. Andrew drove the camry back to Nazi's house and we dumped the drinks out. I went into the street to see where I dropped the bottles but they were prolly picked up. It was the last night I will ever do crazy shit like that. (Red Bull) + (Half Bottle of Smiranoff Vodka) + (Empty Stomach) = One Fucked Up Clubbin' Night. Benjamin's is moving so all ya'll 18 yr old hs homies who know how to club, hit me up...
Murphy popped in: Anything that can go wrong, WILL go wrong.
A chinese salesman kicks in: "NoOoOoOoOoOoOo..."
It was the third night clubbin' and I already got wasted. I was dancing with kweeny and Pong for like half an hour until I shook the can too much. I sat down and tried to get the shit off me. I didn't work so I became friends with the handicap toilet. I was puking for like two hours and I accidently dropped the roll of toilet paper into the toilet. The next person to take a shit got more than a wiping.
The ride back was chill. Andrew drove the camry back to Nazi's house and we dumped the drinks out. I went into the street to see where I dropped the bottles but they were prolly picked up. It was the last night I will ever do crazy shit like that. (Red Bull) + (Half Bottle of Smiranoff Vodka) + (Empty Stomach) = One Fucked Up Clubbin' Night. Benjamin's is moving so all ya'll 18 yr old hs homies who know how to club, hit me up...