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[bluemoonmermaid]

Today we had an auto claim where some poor sap hit a deer in his car but didn't quite kill it. Instead of letting natural selection take its course, he loaded the deer into his backseat and started down the road to an animal hospital. After driving for a few minutes, the deer revived and kicked out the back windows and then started kicking Sap boy in the head. The guy pulled over, got out, let the deer out, the deer then ran in front of another car that hit it. Then that car got rear-ended.

I wasn't there, so I'm not sure exactly what the scene was like, but except for the last part, I imagine it went a lot like this