Guhhhhhh, work
No update yesterday. The HMRC inspectors were in. Fuck a duck, what a day!
The good news:
They only asked to see the petty cash spreadsheet for October just gone, which I did myself and was happy that it could be as good as it could be.
The bad news:
They asked for a shitload of stuff we didn't expect them to want to see. Including credit card statements and receipts. Which I have never touched, and are the remit of Horrible Joan. Joan the Incompetant.
We ask her to produce four months of c/c receipts, and she couldn't do it. Not only could she not do it, but she looked smug while she said she couldn't do it. As though the fact that they're FUCK KNOWS WHERE is our fault. As though she had never seen them in her entire life, and SOMEONE was gonna get it, because it certainly wasn't her fault.
ARGH this woman drives me insane. I had to re-do ALL of her work for the past year and a half in the last two months. The credit card receipts, I couldn't even begin to fathom what system she had been using, if indeed a system existed, so I just put everything I found in one place. This was all we could find of the receipts. The shit that I found that she'd put in the wrong place.
Gareth (bossman) says we're going to have to crack down. We're going to talk about it properly tomorrow, but he says he's happy with the adjustments I've made to the system, but we're going to have to crackdown on it. I told him that it's all very well saying that, but Horrible Joan will not take orders from me, so eitehr he's going to have to make her take instruction from me, or just give her work to me. I don't have time to do her work and mine and the work of the QS assistant who quite, so I may need a monkey as well.
PFFFFFFFFT, not fun. They're coming back in January for another reqciew and to go through extra information. Hopefully we're not too fucked!
The good news:
They only asked to see the petty cash spreadsheet for October just gone, which I did myself and was happy that it could be as good as it could be.
The bad news:
They asked for a shitload of stuff we didn't expect them to want to see. Including credit card statements and receipts. Which I have never touched, and are the remit of Horrible Joan. Joan the Incompetant.
We ask her to produce four months of c/c receipts, and she couldn't do it. Not only could she not do it, but she looked smug while she said she couldn't do it. As though the fact that they're FUCK KNOWS WHERE is our fault. As though she had never seen them in her entire life, and SOMEONE was gonna get it, because it certainly wasn't her fault.
ARGH this woman drives me insane. I had to re-do ALL of her work for the past year and a half in the last two months. The credit card receipts, I couldn't even begin to fathom what system she had been using, if indeed a system existed, so I just put everything I found in one place. This was all we could find of the receipts. The shit that I found that she'd put in the wrong place.
Gareth (bossman) says we're going to have to crack down. We're going to talk about it properly tomorrow, but he says he's happy with the adjustments I've made to the system, but we're going to have to crackdown on it. I told him that it's all very well saying that, but Horrible Joan will not take orders from me, so eitehr he's going to have to make her take instruction from me, or just give her work to me. I don't have time to do her work and mine and the work of the QS assistant who quite, so I may need a monkey as well.
PFFFFFFFFT, not fun. They're coming back in January for another reqciew and to go through extra information. Hopefully we're not too fucked!