TRWOSY06: Episode 13: I am sorry but i did knit
"Ummm....so i didnt hook up with Jordan O(as she sees herself kissing Jordan O in her head) and I am not pregnant (as she envisions herself holding the negative preggie test in her hand )!Ha ha....." says Jessica as the show begins.
"Than why did you say that...." Corbin Replies
"I Dont know i was testing you....you know getting you ready in case something like that happens."
"O yeah i knew that all along, you, your good, you get me everytime."
"I Know but what are friends for" Jessica says.
"Not much else" Corbin replies.
SNAP
Marianne frantically running through the forest with the african drums and the occasional grunts playing in the background (you know the music that is in every chase scene EVER that involves the wilderness)
SNAP
Katy mixing cookies in her usual pink fuzzy apron when done she asks "Who wants to lick the spoon?" Jenna, T, and Emily all begin to fight over it. T eventually wins because Emily falls asleep, and Jenna suddenly finds her flask and forgets about the conflict over the spoon.
SNAP
Manda Panda in the circle at rehab. "SO I AM LIKE TOTALLY ADDICTED TO COKE, BLOW, ICE QUEEN, whatever name you prefer, because this one time i was at the Britney concert. MUAH LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!! And i bought thise snow princess and like i loved it and i have had hallucinations since and like i have been trying to fill out my college applications and i just cant" Everyone gives her blank stares, she breaks out into a fit of laughter and falls to floor. The guide politely says "next".....Betsy begins "Hi, I'm Betsy! I want to own a bed and breakfast when i get older, and i just want to tell all of you how happy i am to meet you!".
Guide "Betsy that is great but we are here to talk about your problems."
Betsy "O THAT! I dont really think i have a problem, but i really like chocolate so i eat a lot of it, and my friends, gotta love them, got really worried and sent me here after staging an intervention just like the one in the OC, O MY GOSH DONT YOU GUYS JUST LOVE THE OC!!! That seth cohen is so funny!!!",
Guide "Betsy, please can we stay on track there is no need to be ashamed, we are all on the same base here"
Betsy "I am sorry, but i hardly see an addiction to chocolate as a problem."
Guide "Betsy I am going to be forced into giving you three days isolation."
SNAP
Bianca "Taryn you know i think its really cute how you have been following me around lately, and eating my skittles and listening and all, but i am starting to think that it is all kinda lezzy now, and that is really gross, so i am going to have to ask you to go away."
Taryn "WHAT? Lezzy, i thought we were friends."
Bianca "That is what i thought to and than you developed some weird crush."
Taryn "UMMMM NO!!!"
Bianca "Well whatev....but i totally have a boyfriend now and his name is Jacque and he is from Milan, and he sings for me." Brendan suddenly appears. Bianca and Brendan kiss. Bianca "Taryn meet Jacque."
Taryn "Ummm.....that's Brendan...and he is gay."
Bianca "UGH WHAT DO YOU KNOW LEZZY!"
SNAP
Mel C. at a streetcorner handing out flyers that say "VOTE OR DIE" and wearing the "Vote or Die" tshirt, and screaming "VOTE OR DIE!!!"
MFM comes up "I am sorry but the election was like last year."
Mel C. "WHAT YOU KNOW FOOL!!" and jumps at her like she is about to attack, MFM flees.
SNAP
"Well Jessica, i seriously did knit with old people over the summer." Corbin replies.
"O my gosh so did i" Jessica says.
"really??"
"No..."
*TRWOSY06 is entirely fiction, therefore all similarities are purely coincidental for none of these characters are modeled after any facts, so dont get mad, relax and laugh***
"Than why did you say that...." Corbin Replies
"I Dont know i was testing you....you know getting you ready in case something like that happens."
"O yeah i knew that all along, you, your good, you get me everytime."
"I Know but what are friends for" Jessica says.
"Not much else" Corbin replies.
SNAP
Marianne frantically running through the forest with the african drums and the occasional grunts playing in the background (you know the music that is in every chase scene EVER that involves the wilderness)
SNAP
Katy mixing cookies in her usual pink fuzzy apron when done she asks "Who wants to lick the spoon?" Jenna, T, and Emily all begin to fight over it. T eventually wins because Emily falls asleep, and Jenna suddenly finds her flask and forgets about the conflict over the spoon.
SNAP
Manda Panda in the circle at rehab. "SO I AM LIKE TOTALLY ADDICTED TO COKE, BLOW, ICE QUEEN, whatever name you prefer, because this one time i was at the Britney concert. MUAH LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!! And i bought thise snow princess and like i loved it and i have had hallucinations since and like i have been trying to fill out my college applications and i just cant" Everyone gives her blank stares, she breaks out into a fit of laughter and falls to floor. The guide politely says "next".....Betsy begins "Hi, I'm Betsy! I want to own a bed and breakfast when i get older, and i just want to tell all of you how happy i am to meet you!".
Guide "Betsy that is great but we are here to talk about your problems."
Betsy "O THAT! I dont really think i have a problem, but i really like chocolate so i eat a lot of it, and my friends, gotta love them, got really worried and sent me here after staging an intervention just like the one in the OC, O MY GOSH DONT YOU GUYS JUST LOVE THE OC!!! That seth cohen is so funny!!!",
Guide "Betsy, please can we stay on track there is no need to be ashamed, we are all on the same base here"
Betsy "I am sorry, but i hardly see an addiction to chocolate as a problem."
Guide "Betsy I am going to be forced into giving you three days isolation."
SNAP
Bianca "Taryn you know i think its really cute how you have been following me around lately, and eating my skittles and listening and all, but i am starting to think that it is all kinda lezzy now, and that is really gross, so i am going to have to ask you to go away."
Taryn "WHAT? Lezzy, i thought we were friends."
Bianca "That is what i thought to and than you developed some weird crush."
Taryn "UMMMM NO!!!"
Bianca "Well whatev....but i totally have a boyfriend now and his name is Jacque and he is from Milan, and he sings for me." Brendan suddenly appears. Bianca and Brendan kiss. Bianca "Taryn meet Jacque."
Taryn "Ummm.....that's Brendan...and he is gay."
Bianca "UGH WHAT DO YOU KNOW LEZZY!"
SNAP
Mel C. at a streetcorner handing out flyers that say "VOTE OR DIE" and wearing the "Vote or Die" tshirt, and screaming "VOTE OR DIE!!!"
MFM comes up "I am sorry but the election was like last year."
Mel C. "WHAT YOU KNOW FOOL!!" and jumps at her like she is about to attack, MFM flees.
SNAP
"Well Jessica, i seriously did knit with old people over the summer." Corbin replies.
"O my gosh so did i" Jessica says.
"really??"
"No..."
*TRWOSY06 is entirely fiction, therefore all similarities are purely coincidental for none of these characters are modeled after any facts, so dont get mad, relax and laugh***