the lengths I'll go...
I collected Morrison's URINE last night. Humbling, no? As I was using a syringe without a needle to suck up the pee from his mostly empty cat box, I thought two things (in addition to "ew!"):
-I wonder if the history of civilization would have ever foretold THIS when the gentle beasts of yesterday were domesticated for our benefit and companionship...
and
-I have a syringe full of CAT PEE. I can actually squirt cat piss at someone, if I so choose. Wouldn't that be the *ultimate* response to cat-calling? Holla back goes liquid!
(Ok fine, I won't. But it takes SO much restraint...)
-I wonder if the history of civilization would have ever foretold THIS when the gentle beasts of yesterday were domesticated for our benefit and companionship...
and
-I have a syringe full of CAT PEE. I can actually squirt cat piss at someone, if I so choose. Wouldn't that be the *ultimate* response to cat-calling? Holla back goes liquid!
(Ok fine, I won't. But it takes SO much restraint...)