lol. Yes, I posted another ficlet in reply to a request on the request lj.
"Always Use Protection!"
Any combo of Kevin, Lance, and Justin
http://www.livejournal.com/community/fic_requests/89661.htmlgrapekitten wrote in fic_requests,
"Nothing really special, just an MPreg, cuz I can't find any."
"I'm going to kill you!" Justin said storming into their bedroom, in just a towel and dripping wet.
"Who? Me or Kevin?" The blond bass singer asked, as if this happened all the time. He was rubbing his eyes as he sat up in bed. The black silk sheets slid down his naked body to his waist.
"What do you mean, 'Me or Kevin?' He obviously means you, Lance." The tall, dark and handsome man joked, rolling over to lean on his elbow to take in the view of Justin's wet body.
"You'll both find out when the paternity test comes back." The shaved headed singer threw out, interrupting the happy bass singers as he stalked back into the bathroom to vomit.
"What?!?!" The two bass singers shouted in stereo.
"That's right bozos, I'm pregnant and it's one of you." Justin replied while bending over the toilet and watching last night's dinner flush.
"Wait! We always use condoms." The blond bass singer protested from the bathroom doorway, in Kevin's discarded black boxers.
"No, we normally use condoms. At your birthday party we all got drunk and forgot." The youngest stated in-between rising and spitting into the sink.
"Shit," came s reply from the bedroom, as Kevin fell out of bed totally nude.
"Nicely put, Kev. Not only didn't we both us condoms, but we both fucked him." Lance shot out as he banged his head against the doorframe.
"Wait! Didn't Kevin fuck you too?" The youngest pointed out, finding amusement in possibly not being alone in the pregnancy boat.
"No," Lance simply stated as Kevin stated, "Yes."
"What?!" Lance's green eyes bulged.
"I looked at the tape... yes, Lance you were so drunk you let me tape it!" Justin jumped with excitement as he pushed past Lance and into the bedroom.
Winding the tape back.
"Oh no!" Lance paled even more as he sat on their bed watching himself fucking Justin while getting fucked by Kevin on their big screen tv.
"You did throw up last night..." Kevin laughed, falling back on the bed face first.
The End.
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I have a question on this whole "filibuster" thing. What's the point of saving it if you can't use it when you need it? We, as a country, can't really use it anymore if the party in control just threatens to take it away when we need to use it. They just have to threaten to take it away, so we don't use it... Haven't they then already taken it away?