I DO NOT HAVE A PHONE! PHONE SERVICE!
DO NOT CALL OR TEXT ME!!
...Unless it's an emergency or you are in the presence of God, Satan, or Takami Akai.
If you text me I'll fucking hunt you down, smash your phone against your skull, rip your face apart, shove it all back down the hole in your face, and then drive you to Checkers for a "I'm sorry I
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