things i miss about not being pregnant

Oct 27, 2005 23:22

1. fitting into my normal clothes

2. being able to put socks on/cut toenails/tie shoes/anything that involves bending over and not having extreme difficulty

3. getting up from sitting on the floor without looking like an overturned beetle.

4. not having to get up 2 + times a night to pee, and just not peeing so damn much in general

5. sleeping on my stomach

6. actually seeing my pussy when i shave it...this shaving-by-feel crap is annoying...and dangerous lol

7. having a non-fat looking face/arms/legs/ass/EVERYWHERE

8. not having a belly button/belly button piercing scar that looks gruesome and extremely deformed

9. drinking coke..or any type of caffeinated cola product

10. not having MASSIVE breasts...i mean mine were never small before (i was a 32 D, now im a 36 E...wtf??), but they were managable...now, its like i gotta keep them strapped down 24/7 or someone/somethings going to get injured!

11. being able to walk for more than 20 min without my feet feeling like theyre going to fall off

12. not having to go to the doctors every week

thats it for now...im sure ill be adding to this though!!
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